Arsenal Thread

I prefer this version from Arsenal shorts! :lol:

CHELSEA STATEMENT:

Chelsea Football Club has released the following statement to explain the circumstances behind William Gallas' departure.

The statements reads:

"Chelsea FC being the classless circus the world now knows it is, believes its important for our supporters (the ones old enough to be up at this time) should be told about the full facts of William Poo-Poo Knickers Gallas and how he had the front to make accusations against our very own special needs one, Jose Mourinho.

Despite leaving Chelsea to join a better side, he still won't let things lie and no one in football (well at Chelsea) can believe that anyone would dare slate such a successful and resourceful manager such as Jose. He was won trophies that most teams can only dream of, and on a shoestring budget of just £450 billion trillion from within an (almost) self-financing club, Chelsea.

Our illustrious club has a rich history of over seven whole years, and we was pulling in crowds of almost 10,000 as long ago as 1990, when such legends were playing for our illustrious club like Dave Beassant and Steve Clarke, not to mention others like erm... that one with the funny hair, and the other one from Wimbledon. And Kerry Dixon.

Chelsea had an auto-renew facility on William Stinky Pants Gallas salary, which is automatically set up to increase by 75% a year, like our ticket prices and he rejected it, because he had the cheek to say Chelsea had lost its soul. Following the fourth auto-reply email explaining someone would get back to him soon, and he was 118th in the queue, the big fat smell bum defender said that he had had enough and wanted to leave. Despite being offered the chance to join the not arrogant in any way Jose Mourinho's family, Gallas was out.

Having failed to secure his demands, his position became increasingly intransigent (we found that on www.dictionary.com) and unacceptable (got that off SuperNanny).

Bum face William Gallas rarely recognised his rsponsibilities unlike our new mobile phone loving defender Ashley Cole who has been loyal to Chelsea for over a year and a half, even though we only signed him on Thursday. He even picked up the tab for lunch when we didn't meet him in that hotel becuase he knows we aren't quite yet self-financing. He also didn't pay for the hotel because we weren't there.

Gallas has also failed to recognise that Jose had helped him to become a double Premiership Championship winner, all for only £470 billion trillion pounds to buy the trophy, all the referees, and his new team mates, and all he won before that was a second division French Championship, and he'd do well to remember that, the big smelly poo head..."
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Clockender said:
Gallas has been given the Number 10 shirt!! Don't really see his future as a play maker but I suppose if he is further up the pitch then own goals are less likely!! :lol:

Gallas to wear Number 10
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he does score a few goals tho, IMO its a crackin bit of business by Wenger, he's added some beef to the team in Gallas and Baptista and got rid of two wantaway players at the same time, I can see arsenal making a decent challenge now..
 
Vannizzlefashizzal said:
he does score a few goals tho, IMO its a crackin bit of business by Wenger, he's added some beef to the team in Gallas and Baptista and got rid of two wantaway players at the same time, I can see arsenal making a decent challenge now..
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Well yeah thats the plan! I agree that we look stronger in both senses of the word now, we want our top 2 finsh back now!
 
\\:o/ Got my ticket for the Boro game on Sat \\:o/

Reckon Big Baps will get a start? He played both of Brazil's friendlies recently so I have a feeling Wenger will maybe just bring him on second half, if at all. Bill Gallas might get an early debut as I've read that Djourou picked up a knock last night. The curse of the internationals continues! :shock:

EDIT: Check out RVP's goals/play from last night's game with Belarus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5amtr6XB0z8

The boy is becoming a man.
 
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I have a feeling players like toure, van persie and fabregas will break out of being good players into world class players this season. Toure just seems unbeatable with a decent partner, fabregas is becoming reminiscent to a certain Gaiska Mendieta from his Valencia days and van Persie....what a player. I knew he was special watching him in CL against newcastle and inter milan and in the uefa cup final back in his rotterdam years but some of his performances in the last 18 months have been breathtaking
 
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Oh look its wanker 1 and wanker 2
 
Thierry Henry saves your asses again. I would'nt like to think where arsenal would be if he had left for Barca! Its so quiet in here. I guess you guys are still waiting to know what it feels like to get a premiership win.
 
3 matches and we dominated all 3 convincely the finishing is huanting.CL next week I`m confident we will be fine.I think we`ll be fine once we start scoring
 
Is it the Non-History part or the pitch is to big If that`s the case change up the selection(Baptista,Rosicky,Adebayor and Gallas)the Goal frame doesn`t change and we`re dominating the pitch.I think it is due to nervousness no one want to slip.Watching Helb dribble all the way to pass rather then shoot.Rosicky shot and he felt good about it.It`s a matter of time for the flood gates to open.

I was watching Drogba scoring(highlights) and he was in shock when the ball went through 2 defenders(I hope he scores more then shev)
 
I was at the match on Saturday and we didn't put in a bad performance, again we came up against a team that refused to play at all, put 11 men behind the ball and we came up against a keeper who played out of his skin (again!). On another day we would have won easily.

Teams at the moment have worked out how to play us and its up to us to get around that. I am not unduly worried though, our "home" ground still feels alien to us so it must feel the same to the players as well. Once we find our feet and put a run together all the doubters will be silenced.

Alucard said:
Thierry Henry saves your asses again. I would'nt like to think where arsenal would be if he had left for Barca! Its so quiet in here. I guess you guys are still waiting to know what it feels like to get a premiership win.
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Henry didn't save our asses as he disappeared for most of the match! He scored the pen but that don't mean he saved us! He has been poor this season so far and in my opinion shouldn't be in the team at the moment cos he is quite clearly not fit. Our best performnace this season was when he wasn't in the team! I know he needs games but he should be eased back in rather than relied upon so much.

marukomu said:
Morrison scores!

More reasons, more reasons, more reasons. More reasons why Arsenal won't win the league this year. :)
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We already know that we won't win the league this year, so its nothing new you saying that and it won't provoke the reaction you are looking for. Cups remain our best chance of silverware.
 
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It's kinda funny that teams that sit 11 in their own half and then refuse to play - Villa, M'Boro - get plaudits for outstanding defensive displays, but we as such, who could not grind them down due to bodies infront of the ball, Shwarzer playing God - get villified!

I agree with clockender, it'll come sooner or later, hopefully sooner.

I also agree that Henry is pants at the mo'. Let him rest and we should play Persil and Ade up front.
 
I'm not that worried, obviously we are not winning and that is on my mind. But we are outplaying teams on the pitch. If my eyes were not mistaking me at the end of match of the day it flashed at the bottom we had 67% posession!

We had so many chances, and it was really the goalkeeper that should get the plaudits not their defence.

Henry will get back on form and players like Rosicky, Persie and Baptista will get their fair share of goals. It will happen soon and it will all click into place (Hopefully against Man U).

I would be more worried if I were Spurs, they are losing and playing Crap. So I'm not getting too worried.....yet!!
 
You guys talk about these ' many chances' you had, but if you look, none of them were clear cut through on goal opportunities, just shots outside and on egde of the box and near misses.

Your next premiership fixture is against United at Old trafford, so I expect its going to be another few weeks before you grab a win. Where do you guys think you'll come in the league this season?
 
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Hleb and Fred on the wings doesn't offer enough in terms of support for the front line for me. Fred has changed as a player in the latter stages of his career. Where once he made bursting runs into the box to tuck away a lofted pass or through ball, he now harries the middle of the park a lot more and chases lost causes, but doesn't offer goals like he used to.

Hleb dribbles well, is hard to dispossess and can beat a man, but his penchant for running with the ball and taking it out wide to avoid being tackled gifts the opposition too much time to re-group. He is also probably the weakest finisher in midfield and so can only contribute in the build up. He looks a useful player at times but at the moment he's playing too much within himself.

Gilberto is a DMF and will only score once in a blue moon, understandably. That leaves only Fabregas as a potential provider of goals from midfield. And he's 19, still learning his trade and not an out-an-out scoring midfielder anyway. Compare this to Pires, Edu, Vieria and a younger, sharper Fred a couple of seasons ago and it's no real surprise that our goals have dried up.

Couple this with the fact that Henry is a bit off colour at the moment, and our team looks a little toothless. I think the fact that Eboue was our most threatening player speaks volumes. We did create a lot of chances, Schwarzer did have a blinder and the possession was encouraging, but certain things do need to be looked at.

On the positive side, Billy Gallas had a solid enough debut. It was miscommunication between him and Djourou that led to Boro's goal, but they will take time to gel. Baptista got into the box quite a few times and won the ball back in the middle of the park, perhaps giving us something we were missing in the first half. For me however, the best sub performance came from Rosicky. The boy looks the bizniz. He's got a great range of passing (I particularly remember him expertly picking out Eboue with a cross field effort), and his near post drive indicates that he'll get a few for us this year. He's not afraid to shoot like a lot of other Arsenal players seem to be right now. He offered a lot more than Fred and should be looking to start.
 
How funny is this Cuntley Cunt bullshit coming out today. I just wonder who he thinks will be buying this book? No Arsenal fan I know will, why would you want to pay to read some money grabbing shit bag bad mouth our club and I can't see anybody else being interested unless there's nude pic's of his missus!
 
Alucard said:
You guys talk about these ' many chances' you had, but if you look, none of them were clear cut through on goal opportunities, just shots outside and on egde of the box and near misses.

Your next premiership fixture is against United at Old trafford, so I expect its going to be another few weeks before you grab a win. Where do you guys think you'll come in the league this season?
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We were never going to get "clear cut through on goal chances" when the opposition spend the whole game sitting in front of their own box! We dominated the match and would have won on another day. 16 corners, 9 shots on target. Boro had 1 on target. Just one of those days!

United away is tough but you guys aren't going to sit in front of your box all game so your style may suit us a bit more. I still belive we will finish top 4 again this season.
 
Maybe he thinks he can get instant fans by simply joining Chelsea?
I can't see anybody else being interested unless there's nude pic's of his missus!
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Keep the book and sell the pic. Instant hit!
 
Alucard has a point though. When we played against United in that '50' match, it was Fungus who came up with the tactic to sit in their half, and then break at pace. We were toothless there, and i expect the same.

We don't seem to be able to get down the sides. It's just the same pass along the front of the defence left to right, and looking for that gap. Simply trying to play the ball through the middle will not be enough, especially against Rio and Brown. When we do get someone down the byeline, and we do cross the ball, there is no one in the centre to scruff it in!

We have a wider pitch now, so Wenger should be using the wingers and wingbacks to push there also.

5-6 games to settle is what Wenger was stating, but can we afford that? United are breezing, Chelsea are grinding out results too.

I'd personally like to see RatBoy try to kick Baptista into shit, like he did to Reyes. Would be a popcorn moment! :lol:
 
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"My worst fears were confirmed when, as Thierry and I sat in the centre circle after the final whistle, his name was sung from the rooftops while my contribution was recognised by a deafening silence" - Cashley Cole, whose 'contribution' last season was appearances in ten Premiership games.

Football 365 sum it up well don't they!
 
Is it me, or does this cunt Cole completely forget that it is him and his agent who were caught in the clandestine meeting with Chelsea? It's a book of poor old me.. boo hoo hoo..fuck you you likkle peice of shit and your racist toe rag of a biyatch wife.

I hope when Chelsea play us, the kid that received the boots from Cashley on the last day at Highbury actually throws them back at him.

Cashley gets caught, gets shafted, then wants to blame everyone but himself..

been in a similar position before Cashley? ;)

 
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