The 'Things That Are Great' Thread

[jaygrim]

just that you have a comparison... pal!

this is me playing games on PS5!

Spoiler

Can I have one of you sat in your toy car seat.

 

[PRO_TOO]

Can I have one of you sat in your toy car seat.

what toy car?! you mean my sim racing cockpit?
sure, have a look...

 

[Chris Davies]

what toy car?! you mean my sim racing cockpit?
sure, have a look...

Bee careful, if you crash it'll sting...

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Bee careful, if you crash it'll sting...

Absolutely a-pollen banter.

 

[Chris Davies]

Absolutely a-pollen banter.

Buzz off, honey.

 

[superleeds1]

Hive heard it all before.

 

[Emroth]

Its great that @Chris Davies started this thread. Full of joy he is!

 

[rockstrongo]

I know there's a "what a chick magnet that is" joke somewhere.
Can't get it to stick though.

Btw just very jealous!

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Have you heard the bee version of Three Lions?

It's humming comb.

I was rummaging around my head for bee puns and this came to me. Frantically Googled it presuming it'd been done before, and it has. There's always someone better than me.

 

[rockstrongo]

Have you heard the bee version of Three Lions?

It's humming comb.

I was rummaging around my head for bee puns and this came to me. Frantically Googled it presuming it'd been done before, and it has. There's always someone better than me.

The Simpsons did it!

 

[rockstrongo]

Seeing that Neil Warnock still coaches at 72.
Lovely character.

 

[jaygrim]

Seeing that Neil Warnock still coaches at 72.
Lovely character.

What's that got to do with bee's?

 

[rockstrongo]

What's that got to do with bee's

We've moved past bee's Jay ,try to stay a bit more alert mate.

 

[jaygrim]

what toy car?! you mean my sim racing cockpit?
sure, have a look...

That's pretty good, if I ever visited you I would make a bee line for that and it would make me feel all swarm inside.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

We're all just bumbling now.

 

[mattmid]

Seeing that Neil Warnock still coaches at 72.
Lovely character.

Except when you play against his teams when you consider him a whinging git who can't accept any ref's decision.

Also his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker.

 

[rockstrongo]

Except when you play against his teams when you consider him a whinging git who can't accept any ref's decision.

Also his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker.

Ha ha ha Colin Wanker.

 

[jaygrim]

He also looks like Mrs Doubtfire.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

He also looks like Mrs Doubtfire.

While we're at it, how did that film ever fly? If some cunt does that in real life he's getting a gritty Netflix documentary, not a family-friendly jape.

 

[rockstrongo]

While we're at it, how did that film ever fly? If some cunt does that in real life he's getting a gritty Netflix documentary, not a family-friendly jape.

A true crime documentary most likely.
*Speaker voice "but he was a man..."

 

[rockstrongo]

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Continuing the Champions League theme, the BT Sport Goals Show is great. Especially for someone like me, who doesn't care enough to watch any one game. All the goals and the context, and not an ill-informed, bumbling ex-professional in sight.

 

[rockstrongo]

 

[Joga]

İnegöl is a pretty funny place While searching for more news on this, I found this ..

Same town, 3 days ago.. guy gets pulled over & blows the limit of the breathalyzer machine 4.25 p ..
Then while he is asking for forgiveness & help getting home, he says he is so sorry he will pay the fine right there!
So he thinks the breathlyzer somehow turned into an eftpos machine & is seen swiping his card

Source: https://www.haberturk.com/alkollu-s...arak-odeme-yapmaya-calismasi-guldurdu-3204320

 

[rockstrongo]

Reminds me of this hero.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

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Outstanding.

One of my all-time favourite drunken antics stories: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm

The quote at the end is killer. Amen, brother.

 

[rockstrongo]

Outstanding.

One of my all-time favourite drunken antics stories: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm

The quote at the end is killer. Amen, brother.

Ha ha ,shit happens on the drink

 

[Andy]

Outstanding.

One of my all-time favourite drunken antics stories: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm

The quote at the end is killer. Amen, brother.

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" A great slogan there for anti drink campaigners.

Also the boozy blade merchant, who was a so called "Watchman". Needed to take a hint from his title. He should have watched what he was drinking. Watched his temper. Now he could be watching life from a cell.

 

[mattmid]

A FIFA 22 review on steam: ctrl c + ctrl v

 

[rockstrongo]

When the yanks tried to introduce "soccer" and started NASL.
This is the kit for Colorado Caribou's.
(Not a joke)