jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Can I have one of you sat in your toy car seat.just that you have a comparison... pal!
this is me playing games on PS5!
The 'Things That Are Great' Thread
- Thread starter Chris Davies
- Start date
PRO_TOO
Team Heffernan
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Bee careful, if you crash it'll sting...what toy car?! you mean my sim racing cockpit?
sure, have a look...
Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
Absolutely a-pollen banter.
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- Staff
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Buzz off, honey.
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- #3,396
- 16 July 2004
- LUFC O.K.
Hive heard it all before.
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Its great that @Chris Davies started this thread. Full of joy he is!
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
I know there's a "what a chick magnet that is" joke somewhere.
Can't get it to stick though.
Btw just very jealous!
Can't get it to stick though.
Btw just very jealous!
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Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
Have you heard the bee version of Three Lions?
It's humming comb.
I was rummaging around my head for bee puns and this came to me. Frantically Googled it presuming it'd been done before, and it has. There's always someone better than me.
It's humming comb.
I was rummaging around my head for bee puns and this came to me. Frantically Googled it presuming it'd been done before, and it has. There's always someone better than me.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
The Simpsons did it!
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Seeing that Neil Warnock still coaches at 72.
Lovely character.
Lovely character.
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
What's that got to do with bee's?
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
That's pretty good, if I ever visited you I would make a bee line for that and it would make me feel all swarm inside.what toy car?! you mean my sim racing cockpit?
sure, have a look...
Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
We're all just bumbling now.
Except when you play against his teams when you consider him a whinging git who can't accept any ref's decision.
Also his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Ha ha ha Colin Wanker.Except when you play against his teams when you consider him a whinging git who can't accept any ref's decision.
Also his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker.
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
He also looks like Mrs Doubtfire.
Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
While we're at it, how did that film ever fly? If some cunt does that in real life he's getting a gritty Netflix documentary, not a family-friendly jape.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
A true crime documentary most likely.
*Speaker voice "but he was a man..."
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
Continuing the Champions League theme, the BT Sport Goals Show is great. Especially for someone like me, who doesn't care enough to watch any one game. All the goals and the context, and not an ill-informed, bumbling ex-professional in sight.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Joga
League 1
- 27 July 2018
İnegöl is a pretty funny place 
While searching for more news on this, I found this ..
Same town, 3 days ago.. guy gets pulled over & blows the limit of the breathalyzer machine 4.25 p ..
Then while he is asking for forgiveness & help getting home, he says he is so sorry he will pay the fine right there!
So he thinks the breathlyzer somehow turned into an eftpos machine & is seen swiping his card
Source: https://www.haberturk.com/alkollu-s...arak-odeme-yapmaya-calismasi-guldurdu-3204320
While searching for more news on this, I found this ..Same town, 3 days ago.. guy gets pulled over & blows the limit of the breathalyzer machine 4.25 p ..
Then while he is asking for forgiveness & help getting home, he says he is so sorry he will pay the fine right there!
So he thinks the breathlyzer somehow turned into an eftpos machine & is seen swiping his card
Source: https://www.haberturk.com/alkollu-s...arak-odeme-yapmaya-calismasi-guldurdu-3204320
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Reminds me of this hero.
Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
Outstanding.
One of my all-time favourite drunken antics stories: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm
The quote at the end is killer. Amen, brother.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
Ha ha ,shit happens on the drink
Andy
Evoweb Jester/Stadboardmaker.
"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" A great slogan there for anti drink campaigners.
Also the boozy blade merchant, who was a so called "Watchman". Needed to take a hint from his title. He should have watched what he was drinking. Watched his temper. Now he could be watching life from a cell.
rockstrongo
Retired Footballer
When the yanks tried to introduce "soccer" and started NASL.
This is the kit for Colorado Caribou's.
(Not a joke)
This is the kit for Colorado Caribou's.
(Not a joke)