The 'Things That Are Great' Thread

90's were great, cause you could still appear on TV with an 80's hairstyle and be acceptable!!! :)
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I was at work on nightshift. On the way back from smoking hut I saw few of my mates chasing something along the corridor. It turned out to be little field mouse. It hid behind a plastic box, while my boss was trying to kick it, so the box squashed the mouse. I shouted
- wait! dont fucking kill it!
- why not?
- why would you fucking kill it?? I'll catch it.
So I went, got a little plastic cup from canteen and caught it. Went out and released it.
Next day, when I was at work, I was sitting in the smoking hut. Suddenly this little fella came to me and just stood there, chilling.
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It probably means that the whole fucking area is infested with mice, but I choose to believe that my little friend, or his fam came to say "Cheers".

Animals are great. I never kill any. All spiders and other visitors are always captured and released.
..Unless its wasps..
Wasps are cunts.
 
rockstrongo said:
Beer showers.
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One for the 'piss me off' thread: the booze ban in Scottish stadiums. I'm teetotal now but still recognise it as unfair.

Emroth said:
I was at work on nightshift. On the way back from smoking hut I saw few of my mates chasing something along the corridor. It turned out to be little field mouse. It hid behind a plastic box, while my boss was trying to kick it, so the box squashed the mouse. I shouted
- wait! dont fucking kill it!
- why not?
- why would you fucking kill it?? I'll catch it.
So I went, got a little plastic cup from canteen and caught it. Went out and released it.
Next day, when I was at work, I was sitting in the smoking hut. Suddenly this little fella came to me and just stood there, chilling.
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It probably means that the whole fucking area is infested with mice, but I choose to believe that my little friend, or his fam came to say "Cheers".

Animals are great. I never kill any. All spiders and other visitors are always captured and released.
..Unless its wasps..
Wasps are cunts.
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I try to get my cat to kill bugs in the house. That way you can put it down to the circle of life and be guilt-free. [taps head]
 
Flipper the Priest said:
I try to get my cat to kill bugs in the house. That way you can put it down to the circle of life and be guilt-free. [taps head
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My uncle had a rottweiler that was eating wasps. Unfortunately - one of my dogs is too lazy and the other is such an idiot that Im 100% certain he'd die somehow.
I might try with my daughters guinea pigs - they look scary..
 
Emroth said:
My uncle had a rottweiler that was eating wasps. Unfortunately - one of my dogs is too lazy and the other is such an idiot that Im 100% certain he'd die somehow.
I might try with my daughters guinea pigs - they look scary..
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My dog goes for the flies, bless her, but as a creaking 13 year-old golden retriever she doesn't stand a chance. And ordinarily the cat can't be arsed. So despite my best advice I can't always live by it. Daddy long legs and moths are the worst for me. That erratic swooping. One time a moth landed near enough in my mouth when I was half asleep - probably about 10 years ago - and I've been in fear ever since.
 
Flipper the Priest said:
One time a moth landed near enough in my mouth when I was half asleep - probably about 10 years ago - and I've been in fear ever since.
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Moths are just butterflies who dont like sun! Speaking of - I also saved butterfly once. When I was letting the dogs out during a storm I found near dead butterfly in a puddle. Took it home, fed it, let it regain its strength and let it out after few days. :LOL:

Look at him there - munching away:
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Flipper the Priest said:
Nope. For 41 years! Banned since there was trouble at the 1980 Scottish Cup final between...

Journalist Stuart Cosgrove (from Perth) regarding people from Aberdeen and the incident:

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Ha ha i can relate ,we have that Vs Gothenburg , inbreeds and fishermen.

Still weird that you can't have a beer at football ,41 year's ago...
 
Thursday we got knocked out by a 30th ranked Basel despite winning 2-0.
I think Spurs were the only higher ranked team in that competition.
So I wasn't to pumped up playing Malmö which is a very strong team ,but just 3 days after Basel and beating them 2-1 in a boiling stadium...
Can't fucking beat that!

Still pissed off they had crap teams in their CL QF and eventually making it.
 
Emroth said:
Animals are great. I never kill any. All spiders and other visitors are always captured and released.
..Unless its wasps..
Wasps are cunts.
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At about 6am this morning if I'd had a sniper rifle I'd have happily got on the roof and spent an hour picking the fucking seagulls off one by one :LOL:

Flipper the Priest said:
And ordinarily the cat can't be arsed.
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I can see it now. "I'm busy laying down. Now leave me alone."
 
mattmid said:
At about 6am this morning if I'd had a sniper rifle I'd have happily got on the roof and spent an hour picking the fucking seagulls off one by one :LOL:
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They've calmed down here ,probably due to the weather ,it's going to be warm coming week though...
I'm looking to get a paintball gun next summer ,fucking hell how annoying they are
 
Emroth said:
I was at work on nightshift. On the way back from smoking hut I saw few of my mates chasing something along the corridor. It turned out to be little field mouse. It hid behind a plastic box, while my boss was trying to kick it, so the box squashed the mouse. I shouted
- wait! dont fucking kill it!
- why not?
- why would you fucking kill it?? I'll catch it.
So I went, got a little plastic cup from canteen and caught it. Went out and released it.
Next day, when I was at work, I was sitting in the smoking hut. Suddenly this little fella came to me and just stood there, chilling.
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It probably means that the whole fucking area is infested with mice, but I choose to believe that my little friend, or his fam came to say "Cheers".

Animals are great. I never kill any. All spiders and other visitors are always captured and released.
..Unless its wasps..
Wasps are cunts.
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Hang on are you in a smoking hut or smoking something called hut?
 
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