Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
This is apparently 100% real (click
here for your proof), something I never knew about until now.
"David (James) has been appointed global ambassador for the Special Olympics - an organisation that provides sporting opportunities for people with learning difficulties"
I'm completely guessing how this happened, so this could be completely, utterly off-course, but I'm imagining they saw his goalkeeping and thought "wow, it's great to see retarded people doing so well for themselves in sport, what a role model".
The Nevilles are up for deputy ambassador and assistant to the ambassador, apparently.
And apparently, if he could have anybody's mobile number, it would be his kids' (again, see that link above). I mean...?! Well, he is retarded I suppose, but Jesus, you'd think the journalist would have just put "Bruce Grobbelaar" or "Gordon Banks" or something to save his blushes.
Once again,
this is real.