Stringer Bell
Banned
- 12 February 2005
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
The Random Crap Thread
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widget_man
Non-League
- 2 June 2003
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Nice picture above.
I had a fucking scary dream last night after i watched Event Horizon. anyone else seen this film? very sketchy. Anyway everyone in my college had no eyes like on the film.
Actually thinking about it ive had nightmares about scary films for years, granted im only 18 but it seems a long time. i love watching scary movies but they always effect me for a night and there is a reason behind this. (if you think im starting to sound like a twat stop reading now)
When i was young well younger about 8 my mum always let me watch whatever film i wanted to watch. so i would go to school boasting about it but it has left a scar on my mental well being. i am still scared of the dark so i have to sleep with the light on, i have lots of the same nightmare about the film alien but the film that effected me the most is a film based on the book turning of the shrew or was it screw. i still cant look out of windows at night and have my room with all blinds down.
i hope you have all learned from my experience and if or when u have kids say no when they ask for Terminator 7, save them from my fate.
Nice picture above.
I had a fucking scary dream last night after i watched Event Horizon. anyone else seen this film? very sketchy. Anyway everyone in my college had no eyes like on the film.
Actually thinking about it ive had nightmares about scary films for years, granted im only 18 but it seems a long time. i love watching scary movies but they always effect me for a night and there is a reason behind this. (if you think im starting to sound like a twat stop reading now)
When i was young well younger about 8 my mum always let me watch whatever film i wanted to watch. so i would go to school boasting about it but it has left a scar on my mental well being. i am still scared of the dark so i have to sleep with the light on, i have lots of the same nightmare about the film alien but the film that effected me the most is a film based on the book turning of the shrew or was it screw. i still cant look out of windows at night and have my room with all blinds down.
i hope you have all learned from my experience and if or when u have kids say no when they ask for Terminator 7, save them from my fate.
Ike
permaninizated
- 18 March 2003
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Liberate tute me ex inferis!
Liberate tute me ex inferis!
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Does everyone without a widescreen television hate it as much as I do when someone at the Television Centre "forgets to push the button" and you have to watch a completely squashed version of Match of the Day with giant black borders on the top and bottom (like last night)? Usually someone wakes up halfway through and presses it... Pffft.
Does everyone without a widescreen television hate it as much as I do when someone at the Television Centre "forgets to push the button" and you have to watch a completely squashed version of Match of the Day with giant black borders on the top and bottom (like last night)? Usually someone wakes up halfway through and presses it... Pffft.
widget_man
Non-League
- 2 June 2003
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Does anyone hate it when you sign onto unemployment benefit and they treat you like a 2nd class person? it pisses me off
Does anyone hate it when you sign onto unemployment benefit and they treat you like a 2nd class person? it pisses me off
Stringer Bell
Banned
- 12 February 2005
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
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- #127
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Welcome to...
Fat comic spotted
That was...
Goodnight.
Welcome to...
Fat comic spotted
That was...
Goodnight.
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- #129
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If I eat nothing but Special K and apples for a month, A) will I lose weight, and B) will I die?
If I eat nothing but Special K and apples for a month, A) will I lose weight, and B) will I die?
C
Cruijff
Guest
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You will get a lot of A, and a very painlful and long B. You should eat bananana's.
You will get a lot of A, and a very painlful and long B. You should eat bananana's.
Stringer Bell
Banned
- 12 February 2005
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
danwin
Oak Hard
- 1 December 2003
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What's happened evo-web? You've turned into a whore. I just saw that fucking Crazy Frog banner. This was my place of refuge away from the fucking frog. It makes me want to murder people.
What's happened evo-web? You've turned into a whore. I just saw that fucking Crazy Frog banner. This was my place of refuge away from the fucking frog. It makes me want to murder people.
Revan
out the window
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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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Exactly what this thread was made for (the last three posts). Congratulations.
Exactly what this thread was made for (the last three posts). Congratulations.
danwin
Oak Hard
- 1 December 2003
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Chris, how are you feeling?
Chris, how are you feeling?
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
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Hello everyone. I'd like to introduce you all to the real me. My real name is Fuzzums.
This is me:
I'm a bit of a geek and like to spend most of my time surfing the net:
But every Saturday, I'm known as Fizzy G and like to link up with me homies and catch some chicks at the club:
But havent had any luck lately. Is there something wrong with my image?
Maybe its the piercing in my ear.
Hello everyone. I'd like to introduce you all to the real me. My real name is Fuzzums.
This is me:
I'm a bit of a geek and like to spend most of my time surfing the net:
But every Saturday, I'm known as Fizzy G and like to link up with me homies and catch some chicks at the club:
But havent had any luck lately. Is there something wrong with my image?
Maybe its the piercing in my ear.
G
Glavisted
Guest
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Very good appearance.
Very good appearance.
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- #138
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Shandy, Milkshake, Irn-Bru, Vodka Blue.
And on another note:
Wanker.
Shandy, Milkshake, Irn-Bru, Vodka Blue.
And on another note:
Wanker.
Revan
out the window
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Ascii matrix scene
http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~renacer/ascii-matrix.html.gz
Ascii matrix scene
http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~renacer/ascii-matrix.html.gz
G
Glavisted
Guest
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Laborious effect.Revan said:
Revan
out the window
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lol South Park... ahahaha
lol South Park... ahahaha
danwin
Oak Hard
- 1 December 2003
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If you burn your finger nails with a gas lighter, they taste like crispy bacon. You should try it sometime.
If you burn your finger nails with a gas lighter, they taste like crispy bacon. You should try it sometime.
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
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Glavisted
Guest
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:shock: , "Lisa is blonde".CWright said:
danwin
Oak Hard
- 1 December 2003
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The BROCKSTER lives on!!!! Thought I should tell you guys.
The BROCKSTER lives on!!!! Thought I should tell you guys.
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- #147
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I love this shit (people fucking around with a photo of the guys that make Penny Arcade).
I love this shit (people fucking around with a photo of the guys that make Penny Arcade).
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
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What does mushi mushi mean in German? Moyles was going on about it on Radio 1 this morning and apparently it means something dodgy in German
What does mushi mushi mean in German? Moyles was going on about it on Radio 1 this morning and apparently it means something dodgy in German
Ike
permaninizated
- 18 March 2003
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Mushi mushi means something like hello in Japanese, and Muschi means pussy in German, with the same ambiguity that pussy has in English. Funnily enough the prime minister of Bavaria Edmund Stoiber calls his wife Muschi too.
Mushi mushi means something like hello in Japanese, and Muschi means pussy in German, with the same ambiguity that pussy has in English. Funnily enough the prime minister of Bavaria Edmund Stoiber calls his wife Muschi too.