The Random Crap Thread

[Ret KiT]

whats the use of a dinner table when you usually eat in front of computer or tv anyways

 

[Chris Davies]

Exactly, save yourself a few quid.

 

[jaygrim]

Exactly, same yourself a few quid.

I love to same things.

 

[Chris Davies]

Jesus.

 

[Tim7]

Mad dreams

 

[BobbyBox]

Mad dreams

We can come up with our own Contemporary Abstract Poem!!!

So Far we have;

I love to Same Things, Jesus.
Mad Dreams.....

I'm going to add......'Fresh Baguettes'

So we have;

I love to Same things, Jesus.
Mad Dreams, Fresh Baguettes.

Who's next? I will send it off to the publishers after we are done :bounce:

 

[Chris Davies]

Reaction Depression

 

[Joe]

with constipation

 

[BobbyBox]

I love to Same things, Jesus.
Mad Dreams, Fresh Baguettes.
Reaction Depression with Constipation.

this is bringing a Tear to my eye....I can tell your delving into your inner soul for these words....Keep it coming.

 

[jaygrim]

Anus flaps.

 

[Revan]

Inner Soul.

Ah you beat me to it.




The day evo-web was created?

 

[Jumbo_]

Sorry to trash your poem Bobbster but I've got some real random crap (just like the name of the thread.. arf!)

Spoon face boy breaks world record
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=133354&in_page_id=34

What a twat.

 

[proxi]

*throws tea bags at him*

 

[Revan]

*throws tea cups at him*

 

[jaygrim]

*Throws tea pot at him*

 

[BobbyBox]

*Throws China at him (The country not plates etc etc)*

 

[miguel.]

This is the greatest gif ever.

 

[jaygrim]

Never look a Gif horse in the mouth.

 

[jaygrim]

Do you guys shave and trim your bits or do you like em hairy? i like mine short and sweet like my willy.

 

[Yana]

What the fuck mate?!?! I suppose that a really hairy ballsack is not nice.

 

[miguel.]

What willy?

 

[Yana]

Who's Willy?!

 

[jaygrim]

Nice one Yana thanks for the advice.

You could give tips to people on here, thing like giving advise on how to talk to a real lady.

 

[Yana]

Yeah, the hairs kinda get stuck in your teeth and stuff.....:lmao:

 

[jaygrim]

Not if you dont have any. P.s you should pop into the chatbox now and again.

 

[Yana]

Nah I don't just like bursting into someone elses conversation.

Unless I've had five pints.

 

[jaygrim]

Nah I don't just like bursting into someone elses conversation.

Unless I've had five pints.

It's ok it's just me talking to myself about pubic hair.

 

[Metallica]

Best TV program on the box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU3tz5JJMJg

 

[jaygrim]

Deffo.

 

[Coopz]

hahaha Harry Hill is quality