The Random Crap Thread

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Bloody hell, that's as bad as one of marukomu's...

Seriously though, I've been trying to get on Youtube for an hour, is it dead or what?

EDIT: Just asked a few MSN people, they can't get it either. Bit suspicious, I wonder what's going on there...

EDIT 2: Back up again.
 
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I've got a dilemma.
I was going to pachinko this afternoon, and on the way I walked past a rice field that was flooded last month and is now draining with a few puddles left here and there. They have storm drains around these fields with a lock system so it's easy to flood the fields, and these storm drains contain hundreds of fish, some of them up to a foot long. I noticed today that these drains are now full of crayfish that are looking for food.
Here's the dilemma... Should I rescue the fish from the puddles and put them back in the storm drains or leave them to die so the crayfish can eat them?
 
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

Once as a child my pushchair was searched for explosives by British soldiers in a Belfast shopping centre.

They leave it well alone now;

I am 33.

Hello.
 
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Hellooooooo (said in a sexy voice - think Joey off Friends).
 
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Maybe they could use one of those football mat thingamajigs?
 
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I suppose they could stand on an old xbox and do keepy uppies


GOLD

PLATINUM PERHAPS
 
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I use my nose to press shoot if my arm is being pinned down in an effort to cheat.
 
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True story.

I sometimes press buttons with my tongue, mainly when going through the menu screens.

However

I have also scored a goal using my tongue.

On PES obv.

I've also scored goals without looking at the screen for a good 5 seconds.

i am god
 
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Badgerman said:
I've also scored goals without looking at the screen for a good 5 seconds.
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*Desperately tries not to say "shows how realistic PES is isn't it, if you could run around a professional defence for five seconds and score a goal blindfolded in real life then I'm a 72-year-old woman with a head the size of Scotland*

*Shit, too late*

*Asterisks are pretty*
 
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I need some badgerman art and can anyone find me a nice Patrick Stewart avatar? MAKE IT SO.
 
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superalvim06sj8.jpg

now that's random
 
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Jay666 said:
I just thought how lucky Batman is, he can was his underwear without takng his clothes off.
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Yiiiiears wearing underwear on top of your clothes makes you vvvvvvery lucky :freak:

P.S

Why are badgers black and white?

Because they were invented in 1952, just before the advent of colour television:rein:

My biscycle didn't have a cigerette lighter so I learnt have to drive :drunk:
 
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