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Pulling a muscle after sleeping/sitting has happened a few times to me. I think it's something everyone gets from time to time. You can normally walk it off.

I actually pulled my hamstring quite badly once, whilst running. It was the most pain I've ever experienced. Truly agonizing.
 
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I often have a stretch when i wake up but instead of my leg its always in my neck. Its just a certain angle that does it, and just when ive realised ive gone and done it again its too late.
 
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JB why did you change.
 
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To be honest with you, I only realised the guy you were comparing to me was from Heroes last night - I don't watch it. :eh:

The physics are too unrealistic for me. Bit too PolyPHONY. But the missus has started to force me to watch it.
 
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Has anyone noticed that when you have a cold and have a wank, your nose clears for a second when you come?
 
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No. But I notice you need to pee straight after.
 
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No, I was just thinking that jizz and runny snot are similar in texture and could be somehow linked.
 
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Wish i never asked........no actually, i wish you had never asked :D

Maybe its time for an extension of the nose fetish...."say love, do you mind if i sneeze all over your tits"
 
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EEERGH. Never noticed that before.
 
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Share your theories on snot and jizz with her marakomu. Im sure that will bore her to death :D
 
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Jesus the bloke across the road from me got killed on friday night by a bunch of dick heads, i feel like shit.
 
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Christ, that's a bit mental.

Still, you might get on the news.
 
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I might be on tonight they were filming outside my house when i got home from work. I'm the Bruce Willis lookalike or Fred Elliot.
 
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I saw someone and I just get this feeling it was you. Do you have funky glasses?
 
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I'm thinking that Jay resembles a younger Patrick Stewart.
 
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No sorry no glasses and Patrick Stewart i like it. I'm getting a baseball bat this week and i'm gonna spend all weekend twating hoodies.
 
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Jay666 said:
No sorry no glasses and Patrick Stewart i like it. I'm getting a baseball bat this week and i'm gonna spend all weekend twating hoodies.
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There are 2 t's in twatting
 
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Jack Bauer said:
How is your English teaching job at Toxteth High going CW?
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Going well ta. Though spelling 'fucking cunts' is basic grammar, its getting the little shits to use other words for displeasure thats tough
 
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Oh wow, just read THIS...

I'm a bit freaked out by this bit:

BBC News said:
The site also indicates that Vatican computers were used to remove content from a page about the Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams.

The edit removed links to newspaper stories written in 2006 that alleged that Adams's finger prints and hand prints were found on a car used during a double murder in 1971.

The section, titled "Fresh murder question raised" is no longer available through the online encyclopaedia.
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What the fuck?
 
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Just been looking in the myspace thread, i must say NickSCFC is really dreamy and he knows it the prick tease.
 
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