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How someone who makes consistently crap jokes can be so great at the Caption Competition astounds me. :|

I've got gastric flu and a cold on top of that. So it's puke sneeze puke sneeze puke...
 
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Jack Bauer said:
How someone who makes consistently crap jokes can be so great at the Caption Competition astounds me. :|

I've got gastric flu and a cold on top of that. So it's puke sneeze puke sneeze puke...
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God hates you doesnt he
 
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I was choosing not to mention that to save whatever little dignity I have left
 
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I was just wondering what snails have on there chips cos they dont like salt? Also could you kill a snail with your spunk?
 
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I got a text from marukomu last year...

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New avatar for me...
 
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They're the wrong way around, surely...

In other news, it's just occured to me that I know three lesbians, which is three more than most people. I should get them all together.
 
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Jack Bauer said:
In other news, it's just occured to me that I know three lesbians, which is three more than most people. I should get them all together.
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You jammy bastard, can i bring you some grapes and flowers round Chris while your under the weather and maybe i could meet your friends?
 
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You can if you want, but two of them are nearly 40 and the other one is Welsh.
 
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WTF do people getting interviewed about things call the ground the floor, WTF is going wrong with education, a floor is something inside a house etc, not the outside world. Just really pisses me off.
 
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You can get grounded though and that's usually to your bedroom on the second floor

What's wrong with education? Computers
 
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Is it me or is Youtube totally down?
 
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