The Random Crap Thread

[matherto]

Eeeh, its no fun having to wati and see if one of your best mates gets on the same course at Uni.

No fun convincing him to chase them up (cause hes a lazy bastard)

And no fun hoping they'll give him an interview so that he can prove his results aren't indicative of his skills (which are hugely relevant to the course and exactly how we should all be judged instead of on useless exams).

 

[Milanista]

wtf? Michael Cera played for Milan

 

[jaygrim]

And he was too good for them.

 

[YoungGun_UK]

Looks more like Ryan Phillippe

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060922/244.phillippe.ryan.091906.jpg

 

[proxi]

Pellegrino's a handsome chap.

Never knew he liked playing hide the sausage in midweek though, all the way across in Emmerdale

 

[Tim7]

 

[Yana]

Christ they look well alike!! Separated at birth. The second picture worries me.

 

[Coopz]

Anyone seen the new Cluedo?

 

[Tim7]

Pic doesn't work mate.

 

[jaygrim]

Anyone seen the new Cluedo?

No thanks to you.

 

[Coopz]

 

[Joe]

Bloody hell Jonney, how old is that pic

 

[Hello]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Doc

:lol:

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHA! Someone needs to edit that.

 

[Joe]

Haha "Dream of children" the sick bastard

 

[DagsJT]

:lmao:

 

[Yana]

Both the DJ Doc and Barrymore things are gold. :lol:

 

[jaygrim]

Thats the ONLY way to travel.

 

[jaygrim]

How long before this gets removed?!

From Evo-web or from his bottom?

 

[DagsJT]

 

[BobbyBox]

From Evo-web or from his bottom?

Evo-web.

It will never get removed from the arse, as it is just a continuous cycle of pleasure for that person - as there seems to be no breaks!

 

[miguel.]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[Mart]

Sorry, just a bit too much for here.

EDIT: The post that was deleted, not the cat in a bag.

 

[miguel.]

Yeah, it was. Sorry about that.

Edit: Alright, let me make up for that.

What do Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common? More than you might realize...

 

[jaygrim]

Keep trying.

 

[Radiation]

What got deleted?

 

[proxi]

Miguel, that Bale / Kermit thing is incredible. Crikey, it's like Bale is living his life as a tribute to the froggy fuck. I think Bale needs to shag Katy Brand though in order to imitate Kermit's taste in women.

 

[Coopz]

Capital of Culture eh?

No wheels are safe

 

[DagsJT]

> The future of nursery rhyme

>

> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

> The structure of the wall was incorrect

> So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

>

>

> It's Raining, It's Pouring

> Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.

>

>

> Jack and Jill went into town

> To fetch some chips and sweeties.

> He can't keep his heart rate down

> And she's got diabetes.

>

> .

> Mary had a little lamb

> Her father shot it dead.

> Now it goes to school with her

> Between two chunks of bread.

>

> Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

> Said Simple Simon to the pie man

> 'What have you got there?'

> Said the pie man unto Simon

> 'Pies you dumb arse!'

>

> Mary had a little lamb

> It ran into a pylon.

> 10,000 volts went up its @rse

> And turned its wool to nylon.

>

> Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

> Kissed the girls and made them cry.

> When the boys came out to play

> He kissed them too cause he was gay.

>

>

> Jack and Jill

> Went up the hill

> To have a little fun.

> Jill, the dill,

> Forgot her pill,

> And now they have a son.

>

> Jack and Jill

> Went up the hill

> And planned to do some kissing.

> Jack made a pass

> And grabbed her ass

> Now two of his teeth are missing.

>

> Mary had a little lamb

> Its fleece was white and wispy.

> Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

> And now it's black and crispy

 

[Radiation]