The Random Crap Thread

[Radiation]

Cristiano Ronaldo's a dirty fecker isnt he

http://www.spf.gov.sg/mic/2006/060421_alertmolester.htm

 

[Revan]

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Thats great

 

[Chris Davies]

I've just been eaten by a polar bear.

MATHS TEST

God that's hard.

 

[Radiation]

The second question is bullshit - if i step away from my bathroom mirror i can see more of myself.

I hate maths questions like that because it adds the disclaimer "as long as the mirror is vertical" - but it doesn't say that in the question and it doesn't mention the size of the mirror or where it is placed.

A man leaves his tent. He walks 1 mile south. Then he walks 1 mile east. Then he walks one mile north. To his surprise, he now discovers that he is back at his tent, and at this moment he spots a bear. What colour is it?

The colour of the bear!?

I hated maths for this kind of shit.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Its not even maths half the time, just random tidbits.

 

[Radiation]

Yeah it's always questions like

Two men are walking down the street - one has brown shoes the other has black shoes. Both have just eaten and both are carrying a piece of paper each, measuring 3 inches by 8 inches.
How many more steps will it take for them to reach the post office?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I know, stupid.

They might aswell ask;

Two guys are walking down the street, one is called Jay, the other is called Chris. What are the chances that one of them is going to rape you?

a - 20%
b - 50%
c - 100%

 

[jaygrim]

C?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Good job Jay, correct. Its a bit of a trick question, you see Chris being there, moaning about something to himself while walking, has no influence on the situation.

 

[Revan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC8fTv2jp4
Good example of a well done ad.

 

[Coopz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ls5BJ8gYkQ

 

[BobbyBox]

Hoo HAA

 

[CW]

I saw 4 hot air balloons while I was heading to work this morning

 

[Chris Davies]

I saw 4 hot air balloons while I was heading to work this morning

 

[CW]

Is that Jay handing a retarded kid a prize?

 

[jaygrim]

I'm the one getting the prize.

 

[miguel.]

Easy, tiger. Jay.

 

[Joe]

she is disgusting

 

[jaygrim]

Her mate would get it.

 

[Joe]

bloody hell

 

[Radiation]

It's like she's died and rigor mortis has set in.

 

[Yana]

Look at the state of it with no make up on. *shudder*

Can't believe anyone would want to do that to themselves.

 

[Radiation]

'it'

lol

 

[Nick Cave]

TBH she looks better without...

 

[Yana]

Well come on Rad you can't say that's pure human. :lol:

 

[CW]

 

[Chris Davies]

My favourite advert for a long time. Random ftw.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zXU9Ur9QznE

 

[Nick Cave]

 

[Radiation]

?