Suuuuupertalk
International
- 17 August 2010
- Luton Town
Does no-one seriously suffer the same amount of in-game glitches that I do? I just popped the game back in for the first time in months to see if I'd like it any more than I used to, and wow, I mean WOW. Two matches played, two matches ruined by in-game glitches, the game is then promptly switched off again. How any of you guys put up with this is beyond me. It's so bad it's funny to watch.
So to ease myself back into things I play on Professional, as a top team against a 'lesser' team. I pick Bayern vs Nice. I dominate, their keeper pulls of a string of stunning reflex saves, then they go and score this. I love how the AI makes my international class keeper palm an easy shot from an impossible angle into his own net;
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I lose the game 1-0 thanks to my awful keeper and their unknown who plays like he's the best keeper in the world. One of those games I tell myself.
Second game, I play Barcelona vs a randomly selected Birmingham City at the Camp Nou. Despite again dominating and not taking my chances, the AI strolls up the pitch and does this to me - the ball breaks for the striker in the middle, my defender is near him, but surprise surprise, just at the EXACT vital moment the AI decides that it won't let me have control of the nearest defender until the AI has the ball in front of goal. Not only that, but the AI actively makes my defender run away from the striker as he gathers the ball with and empty net. It's a total farce, a bug ridden mess. I get control of the defender, conveniently, the moment the AI has allowed itself to have the ball and an empty net.
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Second half, and this now happens. An AI attacker wins the ball but it runs through to Valdes. Conveniently, the game gets confused and won't let him pick up the ball. So I have control of my keeper, but for some reason he starts running with the ball to the right all of his own accord. Now at this moment I'm repeatedly pressing multiple buttons to simply hoof the ball into the stand to the right, but he won't do it. He just carries on dribbling until he gets tackled. Oh, the whole time I'm also moving the direction stick RIGHT so that he can punt it off for a corner. Eventually a button press registers way too late, and it deflects off the defender. Note that I have 5 players in the box to their 2. The ball ricochets 'amazingly' to the one other AI attacker in the box, who hits a weak shot at goal. Now, I have control of Puyol on the line, and I push up on the direction stick to sprint towards the ball that's clearly traveling to that side of the goal. Except, the AI makes my cursor switching go mental again, and it removes control of Puyol completely. The AI then makes Puyol stand totally still and do some odd stretch animation. It rolls into the net. Stunningly pathetic.
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Next, if that weren't annoying and hilarious in equal measures, they score again from a break away, again it's 2 vs 5. Now, before the first shot has come in I know that the AI can almost never score from this type of goal, but will REPEATEDLY score the rebound. I see Jerome in the corner of the screen, and already know he's going to score a tap in. Sure enough, Valdes saves the shot and awfully parries it into the middle of the goal, where Jerome is running in. This happens almost every single time. Your keeper parries the shot, it goes to the one exact spot their lone attacker happens to be standing. Again, what a 'coincidence'. It's basically a default way of scoring the AI tries to get on the cheap. I say this because my shots always seem to rebound to their defender, yet their shots always rebound to their striker.
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So, I get a chance to equalise in injury time. I play a panicky pass into the box not very well, somehow it works it's way through the box to Xavi, who only has to run onto the ball and have an easy 1v1. Easy? Nope. The AI yet AGAIN at the vital moment goes mental with the cursor switching, and simply refuses to hand control of him over to me. Xavi just stands there and lets the defender gather what should have been an easy chance on goal. Xavi is the one at the top of the screen who was moving towards the ball then just stopped.
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Then to compound the annoyance, the AI then makes Cameron Jerome, at the Camp Nou against the best team in the world, score this seconds before the whistle goes.
YouTube - 030411 0448
To say the game isn't unfairly working against you would be to deny how the AI tries to get any kind of result. It's really really feeble. It's hilarious, which is why I posted it, but shows in just two matches how crazily bugged and glitched the game is. I assume it's glitched, because these odd moments always go in the AI's favour....
So I haven't played the game for months, pop it in, and less than half an hour later I've been done over by multiple, awful, glaring errors with the game. Shame really, there are no decent football titles on the market. I had different but just as annoyed complaints about FIFA, which to me shows how crap both games are. Seriously, these games are being released unfinished and bugged.
I may seem like a moany so and so but I don't ever have such complaints about games like Battlefield BC2 for example. Someone else really needs to come in and make a decent football game that is at least in a finished state upon release.
So to ease myself back into things I play on Professional, as a top team against a 'lesser' team. I pick Bayern vs Nice. I dominate, their keeper pulls of a string of stunning reflex saves, then they go and score this. I love how the AI makes my international class keeper palm an easy shot from an impossible angle into his own net;
YouTube - 030411 0431
I lose the game 1-0 thanks to my awful keeper and their unknown who plays like he's the best keeper in the world. One of those games I tell myself.
Second game, I play Barcelona vs a randomly selected Birmingham City at the Camp Nou. Despite again dominating and not taking my chances, the AI strolls up the pitch and does this to me - the ball breaks for the striker in the middle, my defender is near him, but surprise surprise, just at the EXACT vital moment the AI decides that it won't let me have control of the nearest defender until the AI has the ball in front of goal. Not only that, but the AI actively makes my defender run away from the striker as he gathers the ball with and empty net. It's a total farce, a bug ridden mess. I get control of the defender, conveniently, the moment the AI has allowed itself to have the ball and an empty net.
YouTube - 030411 0445
Second half, and this now happens. An AI attacker wins the ball but it runs through to Valdes. Conveniently, the game gets confused and won't let him pick up the ball. So I have control of my keeper, but for some reason he starts running with the ball to the right all of his own accord. Now at this moment I'm repeatedly pressing multiple buttons to simply hoof the ball into the stand to the right, but he won't do it. He just carries on dribbling until he gets tackled. Oh, the whole time I'm also moving the direction stick RIGHT so that he can punt it off for a corner. Eventually a button press registers way too late, and it deflects off the defender. Note that I have 5 players in the box to their 2. The ball ricochets 'amazingly' to the one other AI attacker in the box, who hits a weak shot at goal. Now, I have control of Puyol on the line, and I push up on the direction stick to sprint towards the ball that's clearly traveling to that side of the goal. Except, the AI makes my cursor switching go mental again, and it removes control of Puyol completely. The AI then makes Puyol stand totally still and do some odd stretch animation. It rolls into the net. Stunningly pathetic.
YouTube - 030411 0447
Next, if that weren't annoying and hilarious in equal measures, they score again from a break away, again it's 2 vs 5. Now, before the first shot has come in I know that the AI can almost never score from this type of goal, but will REPEATEDLY score the rebound. I see Jerome in the corner of the screen, and already know he's going to score a tap in. Sure enough, Valdes saves the shot and awfully parries it into the middle of the goal, where Jerome is running in. This happens almost every single time. Your keeper parries the shot, it goes to the one exact spot their lone attacker happens to be standing. Again, what a 'coincidence'. It's basically a default way of scoring the AI tries to get on the cheap. I say this because my shots always seem to rebound to their defender, yet their shots always rebound to their striker.
YouTube - 030411 0452
So, I get a chance to equalise in injury time. I play a panicky pass into the box not very well, somehow it works it's way through the box to Xavi, who only has to run onto the ball and have an easy 1v1. Easy? Nope. The AI yet AGAIN at the vital moment goes mental with the cursor switching, and simply refuses to hand control of him over to me. Xavi just stands there and lets the defender gather what should have been an easy chance on goal. Xavi is the one at the top of the screen who was moving towards the ball then just stopped.
YouTube - 030411 0449
Then to compound the annoyance, the AI then makes Cameron Jerome, at the Camp Nou against the best team in the world, score this seconds before the whistle goes.
YouTube - 030411 0448
To say the game isn't unfairly working against you would be to deny how the AI tries to get any kind of result. It's really really feeble. It's hilarious, which is why I posted it, but shows in just two matches how crazily bugged and glitched the game is. I assume it's glitched, because these odd moments always go in the AI's favour....
So I haven't played the game for months, pop it in, and less than half an hour later I've been done over by multiple, awful, glaring errors with the game. Shame really, there are no decent football titles on the market. I had different but just as annoyed complaints about FIFA, which to me shows how crap both games are. Seriously, these games are being released unfinished and bugged.
I may seem like a moany so and so but I don't ever have such complaints about games like Battlefield BC2 for example. Someone else really needs to come in and make a decent football game that is at least in a finished state upon release.
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