Re: Manchester United Supporters Thread.
City would absolutely, no doubt about it buy him purely because they can. It would be like having a more attractive, smarter, cooler older brother that's great with the ladies, and you suddenly win the lottery. You wouldn't have to woo his girlfriend with diamonds and pearls, but you've spent your whole life living in his shadow, so you do because you can.
I can't wait to hear Rooney's side of the story:
I was suffering, not getting games last year (played in every game he was fit), not surrounded by quality teammates (scored more goals than he ever has), not loved by the manager (just read some of the praise Fergie was giving him), not getting paid well (in negotiations to become United's highest ever paid player) and worst of all, I couldn't even shag the missus cause she was knocked up (alright, he has me on that one).
Oh yeah Wayne, sob story mate.
City would absolutely, no doubt about it buy him purely because they can. It would be like having a more attractive, smarter, cooler older brother that's great with the ladies, and you suddenly win the lottery. You wouldn't have to woo his girlfriend with diamonds and pearls, but you've spent your whole life living in his shadow, so you do because you can.
I can't wait to hear Rooney's side of the story:
I was suffering, not getting games last year (played in every game he was fit), not surrounded by quality teammates (scored more goals than he ever has), not loved by the manager (just read some of the praise Fergie was giving him), not getting paid well (in negotiations to become United's highest ever paid player) and worst of all, I couldn't even shag the missus cause she was knocked up (alright, he has me on that one).
Oh yeah Wayne, sob story mate.