What was god thinking about when he made pineapples, I mean come on:freak:
It like a fruit with hair, an afro fruit....that must be wrong for goodness sake.
See now questions of world importance exist about the meaning of fruits need for hair and all you can do is bicker about whos christmas tree has the bigger balls:shock:
Ooo my Arsenal has has a bigger hamper if you look at it from this angle, nay nay my Man Utd hamper has more dairy products making it more noteworthy I think you'll find.
The proof is in the eating of the tree, wait until may till you see whos hamper had better cheesey consumables and just accept in the meantime that you both have good sets of big christmas balls....
Analogies do not come better than this, this is the analogy of our times and incredibly pertinent.
P.S
I'm off to sail on a boat made of disolvable disprin across an ocean of piss..