Vannizzlefashizzal said:Following in our footsteps, Liverpool are going to launch their own TV station.
First day schedule
8:00-9:00 Scrapheap Challenge
Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team from
the Liverpool squad.
9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets
Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.
11:00 - 12:00 Faking It
Gerard Houllier pretends to be a football manager but will he fool
anyone??
12:00 - 13:00 How do they do that?
Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurrences. This
weeks programme concentrates on Emile Heskey. How does he keep getting
picked for the England team? How comes a guy built like a "Brick
Privvy" spends more time on his back then Jordan does? The most
unbelievable story is HOW THE HELL did he manage to score an overhead
kick against Birmingham? Was it meant to be a pass? Find out.......
14:00 - 15:00 The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonights special
contestants are the entire Liverpool midfield.
15:00 - 16:00 Holby City
This weeks episode: "Hypochondriac". Michael Owen is admitted for
another hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his mates,
but discharges himself immediately when he realises he's forgotten his
Teddy Bear.
16:00 - 18:00 Film: End of Days
Liverpool's realisation that a once great European footballing force
now target the Worthless Cup as their only hope of silverware (besides
nicking hubcaps). Hubcaps it is then......
18:00 - 19:00 Film '04
Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week he
reviews Bend It Like Big Nose, El Hadj Diouf and the 40000 Thieves.
19:00 - 20:00 Whose Line is it Anyway?
Ex-Liverpool player and Anfield favourite Robbie Fowler discusses drug
etiquette at parties and reflects on how Manchester "skag" isn't as
good as that from Liverpool.
20:00 - 22:00 Newsnight Special
Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Saturday, watched
by the nation. A dazed, disheveled and clearly bewildered leader being
led from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation that the mighty
empire he thought he ruled had esembled, and that the game was finally
up. Finally knowing that, instead of being loved, he was hated by his
own people and laughed at by everyone else...........and Phil Thompson
next to him in the dugout didn't look much better.
22:00 - 22:04 Attacking Highlights
All Liverpools attacking highlights from the first half of the Season.
real funny vann,real fuckin funny...