Badgerman
blep
- 21 August 2002
- portsmouth
Ode to Evo-Web
The good times, oh they were great
talked about polygons, til it got late
met some groovy, tip top fellas
some i wish, got salmonella
the lammos seemed, never ending
some peoples faces, needed mending
oh how i cherish, my time with ye
3 times a year, it cannot be
a pledge is in need, i do decree
to shower ye with my awesome, yes siree
now for a quiz, i support portsmouth
time for a rhyme, that could be tough
I'm dazzling ya eyes, like niko kranjcar
i've blown you away, like the people in myanmar
ooh word what, i hit y'all for seven
kiss my feet, that came from heaven
onto you folks, i think you're all gravy
try to take on the badger, whoopsy daisy
rhymes drying up, i'll make you eat turf
army salamander, hurf durf durf?
after all this, i think you'll agree
badger is what, you've come to see
i cant believe, a mod thought me crass
i take it up the bum, from ole seabass
im a fanboy? get back in that cervix
oh the lammo, i've hurt my appendix
how to end this, its been quite epic
bent my knob, it's gone septic
to the peeps, who see whats going on
word to your mother, peace my son
gold on my neck, and my chice of vadge
forget the mac, its return of the badge
The good times, oh they were great
talked about polygons, til it got late
met some groovy, tip top fellas
some i wish, got salmonella
the lammos seemed, never ending
some peoples faces, needed mending
oh how i cherish, my time with ye
3 times a year, it cannot be
a pledge is in need, i do decree
to shower ye with my awesome, yes siree
now for a quiz, i support portsmouth
time for a rhyme, that could be tough
I'm dazzling ya eyes, like niko kranjcar
i've blown you away, like the people in myanmar
ooh word what, i hit y'all for seven
kiss my feet, that came from heaven
onto you folks, i think you're all gravy
try to take on the badger, whoopsy daisy
rhymes drying up, i'll make you eat turf
army salamander, hurf durf durf?
after all this, i think you'll agree
badger is what, you've come to see
i cant believe, a mod thought me crass
i take it up the bum, from ole seabass
im a fanboy? get back in that cervix
oh the lammo, i've hurt my appendix
how to end this, its been quite epic
bent my knob, it's gone septic
to the peeps, who see whats going on
word to your mother, peace my son
gold on my neck, and my chice of vadge
forget the mac, its return of the badge