The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

millossobek said:
Looooool for application only! It's not a potion bro do not drink it. :LOL: :LOL: When I go to got weather I use a combo of insect repellent and then apply caladryl directly on the bites. :LOL: :LOL:
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Thanks bro! I will have an eye in the stores here in germany if I could get one.
 
I love how they hide like ninja's. Once or twice in the evening you might see one, but try to get it (even though it seems slower than a fly) and you very rarely succeed (or is that just me). Then it lies in wait, and bites the f**k out of you when asleep.
If i lived where they were regular i would have to get a net.
 
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Buzzy said:
I love how they hide like ninja's. Once or twice in the evening you might see one, but try to get it (even though it seems slower than a fly) and you very really succeed (or is that just me). Then it lies in wait, and bites the f**k out of you when asleep.
If i lived where they were regular i would have to get a net.
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:JAY:

It is more because I'm sitting in front of my 32" Monitor so it makes a easy way to find me in the dark room (not darkroom ;) )

But I heard somewhere that these bastards smell the blood or something... I don't know.
 
Carles P. said:
:JAY:

It is more because I'm sitting in front of my 32" Monitor so it makes a easy way to find me in the dark room (not darkroom ;) )

But I heard somewhere that these bastards smell the blood or something... I don't know.
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I think certain people's sweat can attract them. I have heard that garlic repels them (no bad vampire joke). Apparently they don't like it.
 
Buzzy said:
I think certain people's sweat can attract them. I have heard that garlic repels them (no bad vampire joke). Apparently they don't like it.
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It is also possible. Now I have in my appartment 26°C.

And I have my windows open since 3 hours. It is not really cooling down. (this is also a "things that pissed me of" thing)
 
Buzzy said:
I love how they hide like ninja's. Once or twice in the evening you might see one, but try to get it (even though it seems slower than a fly) and you very rarely succeed (or is that just me). Then it lies in wait, and bites the f**k out of you when asleep.
If i lived where they were regular i would have to get a net.
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Fortunately we rarely get them here do we but when I was in Canada if you went anywhere near any sort of countryside in the summer then shit. Absolute bastards. I once helped someone demolish one of those sort of pop up garages made with poles during a hot summer afternoon. His house backed on to woods and there were a trees in the garden too. I made the mistake of wearing shorts (it was about 30 degrees so seemed natural, now I know why he wasn't! :LOL: 72 fucking bites on my legs. No word of a lie I actually counted them. My god did they itch even after putting on calamine lotion afterwards. Took a couple of weeks before there was no trace of them! Bastards.
 
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mattmid said:
Fortunately we rarely get them here do we but when I was in Canada if you went anywhere near any sort of countryside in the summer then shit. Absolute bastards. I once helped my someone demolish one of those sort of pop up garages made with poles during a hot summer afternoon. His house backed on to woods and there were a trees in the garden too. I made the mistake of wearing shorts (it was about 30 degrees so seemed natural, now I know why he wasn't! :LOL: 72 fucking bites on my legs. No word of a lie I actually counted them. My god did they itch even after putting on calamine lotion afterwards. Took a couple of weeks before there was no trace of them! Bastards.
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Same story here Matt ,haven't seen a mosquito in years ,guess that's one of the upsides with living by the sea.
Did my army time in the very north of Sweden way above the polar circle and did we have mosquitoes there?
You bet...
After a while you'll get immune to it and hardly get bitten ,but the noise drove me mad.
 
This mada-fakin commercial, every time it plays at Nickelodeon (my kidz watching).

Mo-fakas, i spent my childhood, trying for the perfection of set-piece taking, having 3 notable free kick goals in my "career", after hundreds of amateur matches, and ZERO-NULL-nothing-0-VOID goals from direct corner kick taking, despite i tried to train hunderds, maybe thousands of times in the field, hardly scored some goals in empty goalpost during trainning sessions...

And now you bring this stupid thing to kids, taking all effort away..... Just grab a volleyball ball, or a gas-station plastic ball and you can do the same shite achieve the same results......Am I A Joke to You????........EF-OF!!!!!! :RANT::CURSE::CENSOR::MAD:
 
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slamsoze said:
This mada-fakin commercial, every time it plays at Nickelodeon (my kidz watching).

Mo-fakas, i spent my childhood, trying for the perfection of set-piece taking, having 3 notable free kick goals in my "career", after hundredsof amateur matches, and ZERO-NULL-nothing-0-VOID goals from direct corner kick taking, despite i tried to train hunderds, maybe thousands of times in the field, hardly scored some goals in empty goalpost during trainning sessions...

And now you bring this stupid thing to kids, taking all effort away..... Just grab a volleyball ball, or a gas-station plastic ball and you can do the same shite achieve the same results......Am I A Joke to You????........EF-OF!!!!!! :RANT::CURSE::CENSOR::MAD:
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Try not to get too upset about a ball.
 
slamsoze said:
This mada-fakin commercial, every time it plays at Nickelodeon (my kidz watching).

Mo-fakas, i spent my childhood, trying for the perfection of set-piece taking, having 3 notable free kick goals in my "career", after hundreds of amateur matches, and ZERO-NULL-nothing-0-VOID goals from direct corner kick taking, despite i tried to train hunderds, maybe thousands of times in the field, hardly scored some goals in empty goalpost during trainning sessions...

And now you bring this stupid thing to kids, taking all effort away..... Just grab a volleyball ball, or a gas-station plastic ball and you can do the same shite achieve the same results......Am I A Joke to You????........EF-OF!!!!!! :RANT::CURSE::CENSOR::MAD:
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I have never seen someone kicking a ball like that to bend it like Becks
You gotta be happy to see someone having that technique (the first free kick) 😂😂
Thank God that when we were young, our parents never let us play with a ball like that, instead they encourage us to play with a legit football or a futsal ball because these cheap balls make you injury prone. I don't know if this is true but it was convincing
But my oh my this technique that boy has got 😂😂
 
Sky's coverage of Scottish football.

Yes I know it's not as big and important and shiny and FOOTBALL as the EPL, but come on:

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Edmondson ended his six-month loan in JANUARY! Hornby then came in on loan before returning to Reims in June. It takes an incredible lack of effort to get something so wrong.

Not my photo by the way, before I get any catty comments on the décor.
 
rockstrongo said:
People having words like "love" "you're a queen" etc on the wall.
Or this 👇 they'll be the first to go in my revolution.
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Absolutely! they should have stencils for walls like. "Good effort but you can do better". or "Is my shirt ironed yet?" "Know your role!" :P Btw love the Cat in that pic, reminds me old my old cat "Moose" RIP. ❤️
 
@Flipper the Priest As you may well know, we are supposed to thank them for thinking of us and providing a meal for the family. My argument is though, that if you give your cat the message that it's acceptable, they will do it all the more.
I recommend putting a bell on them. It would be like making them play MGS with stealth mode disabled. :)
 
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@Flipper the Priest As you may well know, we are supposed to thank them for thinking of us and providing a meal for the family. My argument is though, that if you give your cat the message that it's acceptable, they will do it all the more.
I recommend putting a bell on them. It would be like making them play MGS with stealth mode disabled. :)
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Brand new collar on this morning with a big fuck off bell on it. ☹️

He brought it in, I ushered them both back out, locked his cat flap, he was strong enough to - with the bird back in his mouth - push the door past the lock to take the bird inside a second time. Raging. Picked up the bird, put it out the front door this time to - I assume - stagger off to find a place to die.

It's only just scraped into his top three. Once took a live rabbit in and killed it right in front of me and my girlfriend. 🤢 Girlfriend didn't speak to/pet him for about a week after. 😄
 
Flipper the Priest said:
Once took a live rabbit in and killed it right in front of me and my girlfriend. 🤢 Girlfriend didn't speak to/pet him for about a week after. 😄
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WOW! That sounds like something from an episode of "When pets go bad". I just pulled that title from the air but i would imagine there is programmes like that. What would also be a good title is "Stupid people and pets". You can include me in that, for not having any foresight into what happened.....My cat at the time had not long littered some kittens. I lived in a flat with my GF. Anyway my mum was going away on Holiday and asked if we would look after her cat. BIG!! mistake as soon as my mums cat was let out, my cat was having none of it. It went psycho attacking the other cat, there was fur everywhere. I should have known better. :CONF:

Another occasion....My GF's mate had a mouse in her house. Obviously after taking notes from F**king Tom & Jerry, she asked my GF to bring "Chester" around, FFS! the cat having seen a dog jumped from my GF's arms.....Lost for weeks. When we eventually got him back, he hung around for a few weeks then was gone. He had seen the big wide world and wanderlust had got him. :ROLL:
 
Buzzy said:
WOW! That sounds like something from an episode of "When pets go bad". I just pulled that title from the air but i would imagine there is programmes like that. What would also be a good title is "Stupid people and pets". You can include me in that, for not having any foresight into what happened.....My cat at the time had not long littered some kittens. I lived in a flat with my GF. Anyway my mum was going away on Holiday and asked if we would look after her cat. BIG!! mistake as soon as my mums cat was let out, my cat was having none of it. It went psycho attacking the other cat, there was fur everywhere. I should have known better. :CONF:

Another occasion....My GF's mate had a mouse in her house. Obviously after taking notes from F**king Tom & Jerry, she asked my GF to bring "Chester" around, FFS! the cat having seen a dog jumped from my GF's arms.....Lost for weeks. When we eventually got him back, he hung around for a few weeks then was gone. He had seen the big wide world and wanderlust had got him. :ROLL:
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Yeah my cat is an ogre. It wouldn't be so bad if he pulled his considerable weight around the house and killed flies, moths, spiders etc. He doesn't give a flying fuck about them. But rabbits and pigeons - no bother.
 
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