The 'Things That Are Great' Thread

[Joe]

:coolpink:

 

[Coopz]

 

[DagsJT]

We do need to get a bum you smiley me thinks. I shall attempt to make one, watch this space...

Why do I get the impression you wear the trousers in your relationship?

 

[MonkeyJug]

a Brunch is the nicest ice-cream!

 

[Yana]

No Coopz, I mean like, a smiley bumming another smiley, that would be best!


And why do you think that Dags?!?! :lol:

 

[proxi]

Because I often squeal to members on here for help in the mornings whilst whilst you're being Competitive Mum to our young un?

 

[Coopz]

No Coopz, I mean like, a smiley bumming another smiley, that would be best!

Hows that

 

[proxi]

It'll do me! (Literally)

In other great news today, Wispa is making an official comeback
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7539810.stm

Now I hope Spira is next, then I might start eating choc choc again.

 

[Joe]

wrong account or is proxi asking for a bumming?

 

[proxi]

Nope, correct account. I'm ripe that's all.

 

[DagsJT]

No Coopz, I mean like, a smiley bumming another smiley, that would be best!


And why do you think that Dags?!?! :lol:

Not sure really, just a hunch I guess

 

[Yana]

Hows that

Hahahahaha that's ace. :lol:

 

[Clockender]

Hows that

Surely that is rape??!!

 

[DagsJT]

Nope, just surprised sex.

 

[Coopz]

Surely that is rape??!!

He looks like hes enjoying it

 

[Revan]

Isn't suprise sex, rape?

 

[DagsJT]

Not if the person enjoys it.

You can't rape the willing, as they say. Well, as Jay says.

 

[jaygrim]

As long as they can't don't say no it's ok.

 

[Coopz]

Thanks for clearing that up Jay

 

[BobbyBox]

Isn't suprise sex, rape?

I've just read Article 4 chapter 48 section 1.5 'The Laws and By-Laws of Britannia';

'If it is deemed said person declares 'Suprise' before forcefully inserting offending penis in violated orifice - this act can not and will not be classed as a Raping'

Couldn't believe my eyes when I read that

They really should review some of these old Laws!

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

LOL

What is great is Mike and DJDoc's attempts to come back everytime, its always amusing!

 

[Tim7]

:lmao:

 

[Revan]

I've just read Article 4 chapter 48 section 1.5 'The Laws and By-Laws of Britannia';

'If it is deemed said person declares 'Suprise' before forcefully inserting offending penis in violated orifice - this act can not and will not be classed as a Raping'

Couldn't believe my eyes when I read that

They really should review some of these old Laws!

:lmao:

What if you use a dildo?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

What if you use a dildo?

With "Suprise" printed on it?

 

[Nick Cave]

Blond Dred's on women, there used to be a UNICEF girl in Belfast centre who had some fantastic dreads...

 

[DagsJT]

That does something for you?

 

[jaygrim]

Blond Dred's on women, there used to be a UNICEF girl in Belfast centre who had some fantastic dreads...

Is that your Mrs Nick?

 

[Nick Cave]

Is that your Mrs Nick?

I wish... My other half's a red head...

 

[BobbyBox]

Blond Dred's on women, there used to be a UNICEF girl in Belfast centre who had some fantastic dreads...

There was a bird in the gym today that had blonde dreadlocks - she was fit!! But she hung around with another lady and I think they were Lesbians! I couldn't concentrate properly for the rest of my time in the gym.

 

[DagsJT]