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The Random Crap Thread

BAHAHAHA, am I the only one who finds this hilarious? CLICK HERE

It's the Photoshop job that makes me laugh out loud! The look on the altered face!

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Nick Cave said:
Ding Bored...

1.
ENTURY
Long time no see

2.
Dr. Cri__en


3.
Xmasacara
Kiss and Make up

4.
Dr. do
Dr Doolittle

5.
abjackox
Jack in a box

6.
BLU > > > E
Blue Movie

7.
Aston Villa 4 - 1 Charlton
Arsenal 4 - 1 Everton
Liverpool 4 - 1 Bradford
Man. Utd. 4 - 1 Chelsea
Sunderland 4 - 1 Leicester

West Ham 4 - 4 Tottenham
All for one, and one for all

8.
Don’t rewsna
Dont answer back

9.
Trans
xxxx it


10.
PREIST
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Jumbo_ said:
1. Long time no see
3. Kiss and Make up
4. Dr Doolittle
6. Blue Movie
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:APPLAUD: 4 points to Jumbo No.3 I thought was tough...
 
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A DAD last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex.

Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries.

A Catholic college has complained to German sweet maker Haribo that their new sweet wrappers, which feature lemons and limes and other fruits romping in fruity positions, are too pornographic for kids. We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus, wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn. The letter complaining about the new packaging of their Moaom fruit chews added: Its irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations.The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges playfully romping with each other. But the authors of the letter see it differently. They said they were especially opposed to the Maoam lemon flavoured chews, which undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon. The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure.Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is

CEN/Europics

But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "porno" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old."
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2606255/Dads-outrage-at-sweet-wrapper-porn.html
 
Oh yes because everyone knows limes are male and lemons are female, you can tell by their sexual organs.. no hang on...

What a tosser, my gran came from Ponty, this guy's giving it a bad name.

What the hell does he whack off to a bag of spuds mixed with a few choice onions... :ROLL:
 
Baby Number 19 On The Way For Reality TV Mum.

A US mother has discovered she is pregnant with her 19th child weeks before she is due to become a grandmother.
Michelle Duggar from Tontitown, Arkansas, is expecting the new arrival in March next year.

The 42-year-old and her husband Jim Bob, who run a commercial property business, are the stars of their own reality TV show 18 Kids And Counting....

...Along with Josh and Jordyn-Grace, the brood already includes: twins Jana and John-David, 19, Jill, 18, Jessa, 16, Jinger, 15, Joseph, 14, Josiah, 13, Joy-Anna, 11, twins Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 10, Jason, 9, James, 8, Justin, 6, Jackson, 5, Johannah, 3, and Jennifer, 2.
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I think they should invest in a TV instead! Someone on the web has made this nice motivational for them:

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Surely they are close to running out of J's?!

You wonder with childsupport if there is a point were having more kids actually makes you money. Innitially it won't, but if you have enough you can recycle the clothes,cots,beds,prams,toys,etc so that you are left with food and the other maintenance costs.
 
TikTikTikTikTik said:
Surely they are close to running out of J's?!

You wonder with childsupport if there is a point were having more kids actually makes you money. Innitially it won't, but if you have enough you can recycle the clothes,cots,beds,prams,toys,etc so that you are left with food and the other maintenance costs.
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Over here it's an industry, each kid is worth about £300, on top of all your other benefits a month, the more you pop the more you earn...
 
Radiation said:
Think of something and 20Q will read your mind by asking a few simple questions.

http://www.20q.net/
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It failed to realise i was thinking of Messi :FAIL:

30. I am guessing that it is Brazil (World Cup team)?
29. I guessed that it was Paul Gascoigne? Wrong.
28. Did you compete in the 2005/2006 season? Sometimes.
27. I guessed that it was a kicker? Wrong.
26. Do you have a nickname? Yes.
25. Are you a quarterback? No.
24. Were you ever named MVP? Yes.
23. I guessed that it was Gennaro Gattuso? Wrong.
22. Are you related to football? Yes.
21. Do you wear an odd number? No.
20. I guessed that it was Carlos Tevez? Wrong.
19. Are you black? No.
18. I guessed that it was Omar Bravo? Wrong.
17. Do you require endurance? Sometimes.
16. Do you use a glove? No.
15. Are you American? No.
14. Do you throw your opponent? No.
13. Are you European? No.
12. Were you popular in the '90s? No.
11. Are you sold individually? Irrelevant.
10. Have you played in the World Cup of Soccer? Yes.
9. Were you born before 1979? No.
8. Do you come in various colors? Sometimes.
7. Are you kicked? Yes.
6. Are you a hockey team? No.
5. Do you make contact with a player? Sometimes.
4. Do you wear protective equipment? Yes.
3. Have you ever starred in a commercial? Yes.
2. Do you swing something? No.
1. It is classified as Person.
 
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