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Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

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"I'm siiinging in the rain, I... Oh fucking hell."
 
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"Agent 47 battles the enemy in new Hitman game "Scuba Assassin"

*hides*
 
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Hey, would make a change from WWII or terrorist-base - I like it!

Could be released on Wii, using the Wiimote to balance the umbrella.
 
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Ok been doing loads of sanding at home today and my nose is now full of shite. Thank's a lot nose hair you fucking waste of space.
 
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Next time, put a peg on your nose. That should stop the dust from getting up there. It may also produce the added bonus of making your voice sound funny for a while.

If you don't want to go for that painful option, buy one of those little face masks.
 
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Peg on nose = Funny sounding voice
Face mask = Looking like a murderer or Crime Scene Investigator

Whichever scares the kids the most, that's what I always say.
 
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And i got kicked out of the local baths yesterday, how was i to know the S fell off my Speedo trunks.
 
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Bernard Manning's not dead, he posts on Evo-Web and his name is gay666.
 
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No, Hutch was arrested shortly after posting that. He just sent me a text.
 
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He's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!!

...Get it?
 
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lol..is that legal?

Well mate, the_thing IS (ASHJGAGSJHASGKAGSA) I reckon Chris Benoit coming back from the dead, travelling back in time and performing a diving headbutt into the twin towers would probably be pretty illegal.
 
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He's got a magnet (magnets warp data), everybody BACKUP (as in, backup your data before it's destroyed)!

Geek of the week baby, yeah.

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Thank you, thank you very much. My glasses are getting steamed up now.
 
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

JB, you geekazoid! :mrgreen:
He's got a magnet (magnets warp data), everybody BACKUP (as in, backup your data before it's destroyed)!

Geek of the week baby, yeah.

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