The Random Crap Thread

[matherto]

Swedish or British nightclubs?

Where do you want to go tonight?

http://www.swedishgirl.se/swedish_girls_vs_british_nightclubs/

She is PERFECT. Its not fair

 

[CW]

She is PERFECT. Its not fair

I bet she's a real pain in the arse though

 

[Nick Cave]

She looks like a WAG TBH, highest bidders please...

 

[CW]

We are so bitter and twisted Nick

 

[Nick Cave]

True...

 

[Milanista]

I actually know someone that looks kind of like that. She's hot.

 

[Nick Cave]

I actually know someone that looks kind of like that. She's hot.

is she a bitch and High maintenance too...

 

[matherto]

I bet she's a real pain in the arse though

I'd give her a pain in the arse :banned:

 

[Revan]

 

[Joe]

I need a new Avatar but im running low on ideas

 

[Chris Davies]

How about:

http://forums.evo-web.co.uk/images/smilies/coolpink.gif

Or:

 

[jaygrim]

Or

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[Tim7]

lmfao that is class and CB's idea is sexiiee too :coolpink:.

(When I was typing "CB's idea", it first came out as "CB's idead" . Should I be worried? Is he gonna kill me? Am I gonna die? is he gonna die? Seeing as I'm quite an apple fan, the iDead, does seem like something I would get...)

 

[DagsJT]

A suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk. He denied trying to break into the museum, but claimed he had been in the museum grounds to sleep off a drinking session.

Speaking from the Cambridge West home, in South Africa, he shares with his parents and siblings, Siyanda Pasiwe, 32, said he had been drinking somewhere in town that evening.

But because it was late and he was drunk, he decided to go into the museum grounds to sleep it off before walking home. “I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side,” he said.



When he fell on the fence he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it . “I thought that the electric fence had a mechanism to keep me glued to it,” Pasiwe said.

Fire and rescue workers used an angle grinder to cut the steel spike off the fence.

Medical staff at the hospital, where the spike was removed, said Pasiwe had suffered severe rectal and intestinal injuries .

Spoiler

 

[Coopz]

Fonejacker on Soccer AM

YouTube - Soccer Am - The Fonejacker (Funny)

 

[CW]

You should really spoiler those pics Dags

 

[Radiation]

Who the hells the bloke next to Helen and what happened to the cock who used to do it after lovejoy?

 

[Tim7]

OMG Dags!!!! :-##

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Ouch........atleast he's been "groomed" for jail.

 

[Jumbo_]

Fonejacker is fucking great.

 

[matherto]

Travelling backwards on the train at half seven when you're hungover is perhaps the worst feeling imaginable to me right now.

Especially after an hours sleep in someones uni room with six other people in there, and the heating on for some reason.

 

[Nick Cave]

My new 3rd loft hatch...

 

[Tim7]

:lmao: Oh dear!

 

[Chris Davies]

Woah Nick, the ceiling cat in your place must be faaat.

 

[Milanista]

Travelling backwards on the train at half seven when you're hungover is perhaps the worst feeling imaginable to me right now.

Especially after an hours sleep in someones uni room with six other people in there, and the heating on for some reason.

Being a student rocks.

 

[Milanista]

YouTube - Jurassic Park SWEDED (for bekindrewind)

 

[Nick Cave]

Hey I now have four loft hatches, my builders have seen fit to drop a breeze block through the ceiling now...

 

[Revan]

 

[Mart]

Hey I now have four loft hatches, my builders have seen fit to drop a breeze block through the ceiling now...

Did it land on a microwave?

 

[Nick Cave]

Did it land on a microwave?

No but it scared the poop out of the cats...