The Random Crap Thread

[Radiation]

“Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”

I didn't read the article but for some sick reason that made me laugh - not that its HER falling but anyone falling over makes me smile

 

[Milanista]

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809909025/video/9030289

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

@ radiation,

same here, I chuckled to myself reading that. Imagined the fat f#$k rolling down the stairs screaming, more and more becoming ball (ala a snowball). Then coming to a standstill against an opposite wall with a thud. She then looks up, sighs and asks for a Marsbar familypack.

 

[Radiation]

asks for a Marsbar familypack.

 

[Chris Davies]

What an epic day for random crap, first you have the UK's fattest teen, then:

THE WORLD'S OLDEST JOKES

And now, more proof that (to quote Moe from the Simpsons) OLD PEOPLE ARE NO GOOD AT EVERYTHING.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

That reminds me to quite you:

The Anglo-Saxon one isn't bad.

Explains some of your caption choices!

 

[Chris Davies]

That reminds me to quite you:

You're going to quite me?!

:bounce:

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I wish I could!

 

[matherto]

I would piss myself laughing at that fat bint falling down the stairs. It'd get about a billion views on youtube as well if it was on.

 

[DagsJT]

With regards to the fat girl and comments in here (the chorus mainly) ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI

 

[Radiation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4

 

[DagsJT]

Needs to be on Rock Band.

 

[Radiation]

Yup we NEED a spinal tap pack - ie already got my spinal tap band members made ready

 

[Radiation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgFUAjiW0Q

The very end made me laugh.


I'd love a spinal tap pack with the dumb extras thrown in like the tiny stone henge - the bassist getting stuck inside the alien pods and so on

 

[Joe]

Coopz! your avatar is shit!

 

[Yana]

Well that's just charming isn't it. Each to their own.

 

[Coopz]

Coopz! your avatar is shit!

So is yours

Your about as Rock and Roll as Elton John

 

[Joe]

rocketman!

 

[Coopz]

Thats more your style

 

[Revan]

 

[Radiation]

Maybe he drives it onto his boat - then drives it off his boat and to where he wants to go?

 

[Ret KiT]

that is a really nice ideal place to live

 

[DagsJT]

I don't think that boat is big enough.

But then if they own a house on that island, with the boat, they may also own some massive freighter which isn't on that photo.

 

[DiCe!]

lol thats brilliant "im feeling lazy....ill drive to the boat today"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Bet his sunday drives are crap!

 

[proxi]

If they filmed Lost on that isle, we'd have only needed half a normal season!

 

[Yana]

Why the fuck is there an advert in the corner of this site about my TV license. As if I aren't pissed off enough paying that over expensive stupid thing as it is that bastard thing reminds me of it.

 

[jaygrim]

I get some ugly kid with harelip.

 

[Nick Cave]

I don't have any for a while...

 

[jaygrim]

A cock.