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The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 14

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Guy 3rd from right: That joke wasnt funny.
 
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3rd guy from right: NO ONE talks about my moma like that!
 
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As Mark Phillipoussis joined the Socceroos, he didn't respond happily to Kewell announcing "Rebecca Takes It Up The Shitter"
 
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Listen Harry we all now your injury prone but injury by newspaper collum!
 
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Harry Kewell tells his Aussie teammates how to screw £60,000 a week out of a top Premier side for doing nothing. "You losers!" he laughs at them. How ironic....
 
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As Kewell contracted Motor Neurone Disease, Mark Phillipussis was unimpressed with the distinct stamina advantage a motor-chair will have.
 
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Kewell: "So then after 23 minutes..."

Rest of bench: "For fuck's sake, how many times you gonna tell this story?"

Kewell: "But they still gave me a medal! ahahahaha!"
 
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Eugene (far left): My mum's toaster blew up while she was toasting a bun with currants in. I said "you know what it must have been mum; an electric currant!"

Harry Kewell: HahaHAHAHAHA! That's BRILLIANT Eugene!!

Rest of team: I wish he'd stayed in the Big Brother house until the last fucking week.

Jamie Redknapp (far right): What the fuck am I doing here?
 
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Harry found the "ankle-biting-powder" he'd bought from the joke-shop hilarious.
 
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Harry had forgot his shorts again; unfortunately the rest of the team had stopped finding it funny after the 67th time.
 
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Round 9 Results:

5th place = RuneEdge: "3rd guy from right: NO ONE talks about my moma like that!"

4th place = crayon: "Harry Kewell tells his Aussie teammates how to screw £60,000 a week out of a top Premier side for doing nothing. "You losers!" he laughs at them. How ironic...."

3rd place = proxi: "As Mark Phillipoussis joined the Socceroos, he didn't respond happily to Kewell announcing "Rebecca Takes It Up The Shitter""

2nd place = Chris Davies: "Eugene (far left): My mum's toaster blew up while she was toasting a bun with currants in. I said "you know what it must have been mum; an electric currant!"

Harry Kewell: HahaHAHAHAHA! That's BRILLIANT Eugene!!

Rest of team: I wish he'd stayed in the Big Brother house until the last fucking week.

Jamie Redknapp (far right): What the fuck am I doing here?"

1st place = joystick: "Kewell: "So then after 23 minutes..."

Rest of bench: "For fuck's sake, how many times you gonna tell this story?"

Kewell: "But they still gave me a medal! ahahahaha!""

Again, some quality entries! Well done guys :).


Current Leaderboard:

Chris Davies - 38
proxi - 36
Joystick - 36
jamie_mack - 30
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
crayon - 10
Milanista - 7
flukesy - 7
ghazi - 5
Butatista - 3
CW - 3
Sulph - 3
RuneEdge - 1

Could it be a 4 horse race? Or even a 3 horse race? Hmmmm...........


Round 10:

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So dear you understand my sparkly vocabularism, dont you?
 
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"Try and get out of this death grip. I'm 3rd dan in aikido you know.."
"Ohhhhh, shitttt!"
 
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Bush : "Hey good lady, where is Mr Hawking right now?"
Lady : "We gave him sex last night so he's probably out right now, rolling around like a blue-arsed fly"
 
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Bush: "I can tell, just by looking at you, that you're old"
 
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Lady:"But I just want to say hello"
Bush: "Unhand me!! Guards!! Guards!!"
 
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So Mr Bush what about these weapons of mass destruction?
 
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Round 10 Results:

5th place = proxi: Bush : ""Hey good lady, where is Mr Hawking right now?"
Lady : "We gave him sex last night so he's probably out right now, rolling around like a blue-arsed fly""

4th place = jamie_mack: "So Mr Bush what about these weapons of mass destruction?"

3rd place = crayon: " "Try and get out of this death grip. I'm 3rd dan in aikido you know.."
"Ohhhhh, shitttt!""

2nd place = lumlum: "Bush: "I can tell, just by looking at you, that you're old""

1st place = flukesy: "So dear you understand my sparkly vocabularism, dont you?"

Good work guys :).

Current Leaderboard:

Chris Davies - 38
proxi - 37
Joystick - 36
jamie_mack - 32
flukesy - 17
crayon - 13
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
Milanista - 7
ghazi - 5
lumlum - 5
Butatista - 3
CW - 3
Sulph - 3
RuneEdge - 1

A few clear leaders, with flukesy currently being the best of the rest.

Round 11:

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Oh Jesus Tony you French bastard, you could have told me I had come all over the back of my hand, look at that!
 
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Bill: Whistle while you work, Saddam is a twerp... Come on Tony, join in! Your mic's right there!

Tony: Excuse me, your honour... (I don't think we should be singing that at his trial Bill, we might look... Biased.)

Bill: Aw come on! Join in jury! Whistle while you work... Say, why have you tipped your wine glass upside down? Is that French tradition?
 
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Bill: Hehehehehe, I've got animals on my tie, what have you got on yours??

Tony: Shut up!! I'm having a staring competition with John Prescott!! Shut up shut up shut up!!
 
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Bill: What did you get for question five?
 
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Bill: No, I DO NOT KNOW if Ms Lewenski gives good head, now can we leave it?
Tony: Mmmmmmmmmm, head
 
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Clinton : "Just take four Imodium capsules each day...."
Blair : "Uhhhh..Too late"
 
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Clinton : Just look at that ass!
 
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Clinton: First, you grab one tit like this...
Blair, thinking to himself: (I can't wait to try this!)
 
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Bill:"Man, I am so bored. How bout we arm wrestle"
Tony: "(I don't know how much longer I can ignore this guy)"
 
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