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The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 14
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Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
At a press conference Glazer revealed his final plan for his team; renaming the club to Megasoccer Funited and competing with Disneyland, "because that's where the real money is". (Picture an artist's rendition of Glazer showing kids around the super-scary Malcolm Glazer Molestation Adventure Ride)
The premises will be extended to house a new area, Alex H. Ferguson's Undeniably Crazy Kooky Original Fun Factory! Or AHFUCKOFF, for short.
At a press conference Glazer revealed his final plan for his team; renaming the club to Megasoccer Funited and competing with Disneyland, "because that's where the real money is". (Picture an artist's rendition of Glazer showing kids around the super-scary Malcolm Glazer Molestation Adventure Ride)
The premises will be extended to house a new area, Alex H. Ferguson's Undeniably Crazy Kooky Original Fun Factory! Or AHFUCKOFF, for short.
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- #123
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, do we have to do our work in your basement again?
Mr. Garrison: Yes. Yes we do. We all concentrate better away from the prying eyes of misunderstanding people.
Stan: You could at least take your disguise off now!
Mr. Garrison: It's a play uniform! I like uniforms. They're - uhm, educational!
Wendy: Kenny keeps treading on my foot and calling me fat!
Kenny: Mrvh, yrh frht brtch!
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, do we have to do our work in your basement again?
Mr. Garrison: Yes. Yes we do. We all concentrate better away from the prying eyes of misunderstanding people.
Stan: You could at least take your disguise off now!
Mr. Garrison: It's a play uniform! I like uniforms. They're - uhm, educational!
Wendy: Kenny keeps treading on my foot and calling me fat!
Kenny: Mrvh, yrh frht brtch!
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- #124
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
"That's right kids, Tim7 finally picked a fucking brilliant caption competition picture so let's all give him a round of applause!! Mmkay.
"That's right kids, Tim7 finally picked a fucking brilliant caption competition picture so let's all give him a round of applause!! Mmkay.
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- #125
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
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- #126
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Man: I've got an arrest warrant here for Chris Davies, he's violated the caption competition with about a million fucking captions. I think I can see his compu... Wait a minute, what are all you kids doing down here? And why is there a collection of poo's on the sideboard behind you?
Boy: He violated us. All of us. We've been kept down here for sixteen months. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE US.
Man: ...Why the hell have you got glue squirted all over your face? Jesus dumbass, don't you know how to use glue?
Man: I've got an arrest warrant here for Chris Davies, he's violated the caption competition with about a million fucking captions. I think I can see his compu... Wait a minute, what are all you kids doing down here? And why is there a collection of poo's on the sideboard behind you?
Boy: He violated us. All of us. We've been kept down here for sixteen months. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE US.
Man: ...Why the hell have you got glue squirted all over your face? Jesus dumbass, don't you know how to use glue?
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- #127
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Jesus H. Christ, yesterday I had my hand up some guy's arsehole and now I've got to get through all these kids... Wherever Michael's hid those drugs he's hid them pretty good. It's days like these I wish I'd flunked out of Cop School and become an Evo-Web moderator.
Jesus H. Christ, yesterday I had my hand up some guy's arsehole and now I've got to get through all these kids... Wherever Michael's hid those drugs he's hid them pretty good. It's days like these I wish I'd flunked out of Cop School and become an Evo-Web moderator.
Sulph
Goodbye...
- 28 September 2003
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
A major turning point in the long life of Sir Alex, here we see him at his former job.
A major turning point in the long life of Sir Alex, here we see him at his former job.
lumlum
Premier League
- 3 August 2003
- MUFC
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
"You kids were going pretty fast in those bikes back there."
"You kids were going pretty fast in those bikes back there."
lumlum
Premier League
- 3 August 2003
- MUFC
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
"Now I want you to call your daddy and tell that if he doesn't sell his shares he will never see you again"
Boy on right: "a mr. T impersonation for bonus funniality"
"Now I want you to call your daddy and tell that if he doesn't sell his shares he will never see you again"
Boy on right: "a mr. T impersonation for bonus funniality"
Mack
Champions League
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Chelesa take levels of tapping up to new levels with the arrival of football idol on sky one!
(sorted first pic out thank Tim)
Chelesa take levels of tapping up to new levels with the arrival of football idol on sky one!
(sorted first pic out thank Tim)
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ghazi
Guest
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
"Boys. . you know its a punishable offense in this county to be transporting a fat chick across county lines?"
"Boys. . you know its a punishable offense in this county to be transporting a fat chick across county lines?"
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
"One more word from you and I'll turn off the heating down here too."
"One more word from you and I'll turn off the heating down here too."
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- Thread starter
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Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
And of course by "tonight" I obviously meant now... We won't go into the reasons for me not doing the CC new round. I can only apologize for the delay.
Some good entries again! Keep them coming!
Round 6 Results:
5th place - ghazi - "Boys. . you know its a punishable offense in this county to be transporting a fat chick across county lines?"
4th place - jamie_mack - "Chelesa take levels of tapping up to new levels with the arrival of football idol on sky one!"
3rd place - Chris Davies - "Jesus H. Christ, yesterday I had my hand up some guy's arsehole and now I've got to get through all these kids... Wherever Michael's hid those drugs he's hid them pretty good. It's days like these I wish I'd flunked out of Cop School and become an Evo-Web moderator."
2nd place - flukesy - "Stop eating your sock puppet young lady!"
1st place - Chris Davies - "At a press conference Glazer revealed his final plan for his team; renaming the club to Megasoccer Funited and competing with Disneyland, "because that's where the real money is". (Picture an artist's rendition of Glazer showing kids around the super-scary Malcolm Glazer Molestation Adventure Ride)
The premises will be extended to house a new area, Alex H. Ferguson's Undeniably Crazy Kooky Original Fun Factory! Or AHFUCKOFF, for short."
Current Leaderboard:
Chris Davies - 26
proximus - 20
jamie_mack - 18
Joystick - 13
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
Milanista - 7
ghazi - 5
flukesy - 5
crayon - 3
Butatista - 3
CW - 3
Sulph - 3
Quite a turnaround there with Chris Davies pulling out all the stops. Great work
.
Round 7:
And of course by "tonight" I obviously meant now... We won't go into the reasons for me not doing the CC new round. I can only apologize for the delay.
Some good entries again! Keep them coming!
Round 6 Results:
5th place - ghazi - "Boys. . you know its a punishable offense in this county to be transporting a fat chick across county lines?"
4th place - jamie_mack - "Chelesa take levels of tapping up to new levels with the arrival of football idol on sky one!"
3rd place - Chris Davies - "Jesus H. Christ, yesterday I had my hand up some guy's arsehole and now I've got to get through all these kids... Wherever Michael's hid those drugs he's hid them pretty good. It's days like these I wish I'd flunked out of Cop School and become an Evo-Web moderator."
2nd place - flukesy - "Stop eating your sock puppet young lady!"
1st place - Chris Davies - "At a press conference Glazer revealed his final plan for his team; renaming the club to Megasoccer Funited and competing with Disneyland, "because that's where the real money is". (Picture an artist's rendition of Glazer showing kids around the super-scary Malcolm Glazer Molestation Adventure Ride)
The premises will be extended to house a new area, Alex H. Ferguson's Undeniably Crazy Kooky Original Fun Factory! Or AHFUCKOFF, for short."
Current Leaderboard:
Chris Davies - 26
proximus - 20
jamie_mack - 18
Joystick - 13
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
Milanista - 7
ghazi - 5
flukesy - 5
crayon - 3
Butatista - 3
CW - 3
Sulph - 3
Quite a turnaround there with Chris Davies pulling out all the stops. Great work
.Round 7:
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Guy on left: Hey look! We're LIVE on TV!!!
Guy on right: Does my bum look big in this?
Guy on left: Hey look! We're LIVE on TV!!!
Guy on right: Does my bum look big in this?
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Glavisted
Guest
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Definitely I don't have the necessary ingenuity to create a phrase here, less in english.
Tim7, I have planned to utilize the thematic of this games to create one similar in a spanish forum (www.winningeleven.com); I ask you for your consent.
Greetings.
Definitely I don't have the necessary ingenuity to create a phrase here, less in english.
Tim7, I have planned to utilize the thematic of this games to create one similar in a spanish forum (www.winningeleven.com); I ask you for your consent.
Greetings.
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Tim didnt invent the game. Do what you like.
Tim didnt invent the game. Do what you like.
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Glavisted
Guest
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Thanks.
Seriously?, so I'll create it, any problem just say me.RuneEdge said:
Thanks.
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- #143
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Yep, RuneEdge is right, I am certainly not the maker of Caption Competitions!
They have been around for a while. (I'm thinking Have I Got News For You)
So, go for it Glavisted. And good luck.
Yep, RuneEdge is right, I am certainly not the maker of Caption Competitions!
They have been around for a while. (I'm thinking Have I Got News For You)
So, go for it Glavisted. And good luck
.
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
No one wants to play anymore?
I was expecting really good ones with this pic.
No one wants to play anymore?
I was expecting really good ones with this pic.
- Staff
- #145
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
It's a great pic, but it's really hard...
It's a great pic, but it's really hard...
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- #146
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Simon Cowell's new band just couldn't face up to Crazy Frog in the charts
Simon Cowell's new band just couldn't face up to Crazy Frog in the charts
- Staff
- #147
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Day one in the Big Pop Idol Fame Brother Academy house... Jesus. Look at them already. Kids these days. Fuck me.
Day one in the Big Pop Idol Fame Brother Academy house... Jesus. Look at them already. Kids these days. Fuck me.
Mack
Champions League
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Back at the Indinapolis F1 gran Prix the American fans decide to provide themseleves with there own entertainment!
Back at the Indinapolis F1 gran Prix the American fans decide to provide themseleves with there own entertainment!
Mack
Champions League
Re: The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 6
Cant you tell it Wimbledon time!
Cant you tell it Wimbledon time!