The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[Joystick]

BBC to investigate claims that Newsnight is 'dumbing down' after Paxman (front) investigates balloon animal party as lead feature.

 

[djdoc]

Kuturagi finds a new Job... developing Baloon Animals instead of Sony Consoles....

 

[BobbyBox]

"The first Balloon - Human softcore orgy Porn film gets scrapped by the BBFC, as it depicts a balloon man (Bottom right - just out of picture) gets a Erect balloon penis by sight of woman in multi coloured shirt"

 

[djdoc]

lo fucking l!!! good one bbbybx

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 8 RESULTS

1st Place: bbbybx
The first Balloon - Human softcore orgy Porn film gets scrapped by the BBFC, as it depicts a balloon man (Bottom right - just out of picture) gets a Erect balloon penis by sight of woman in multi coloured shirt

2nd Place: Jay666
The timer runs out just before Bernard (end left) could finish his balloon man.

3rd Place: tiktiktiktik
Jeremy Paxman [2nd from right] has trouble asking Barack Obama in the new "Newsnight Question" slot

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 9 (7th September 07 - 13th September 07*)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

*One day early due to sister's wedding, next week's competition will last an extra day

 

[BobbyBox]

Ooh I came first - Nice one :-)

lets have a go at this one;

[/QUOTE]

Charles Thinking: "If he plays one more note on that fucking trumpet thing, I'm gonna rip his head off, shit down his throat and stick the trumpet right up his Aris!!"

 

[jaygrim]

Charlie gets the horn.

 

[jaygrim]

Charles takes one in the neck from pointblank range from the guy with the massive pea shooter.

 

[jaygrim]

Charles - Can one bugger off and play on the other side of the fucking street?

Colonel Custard - You hum it and i'll play it.

 

[marukomu]

If you blow down his arm hard enough, he sings the national anthem and a small flag comes out of his head

 

[Chris Davies]

If you blow down his arm hard enough, he sings the national anthem and a small flag comes out of his head

Literally laughed out loud.

I'm so glad this thread is back.

 

[BobbyBox]

"Royal Guard suspended as cameras catch him sucking off C-3PO while on duty"

 

[Jamesy]

Toy Story's Woody was suprised at Buzz's new job

 

[BobbyBox]

"Unexplained phenomenon happens as Charles meets the people - Horn blower blows so hard on his Horn - his fourth silver button expands!! charles said it just grew and grew, I thought it might take over the world!!"

 

[marukomu]

Crap terrorist tries to blow up Prince Charles

 

[Ad16]

"Bloody hell, if it's not my father blowing off, it's this bastard!"

 

[Jamesy]

Charles shows off his new prostetic arm by hushing irritating man in the crowd...

 

[miguel.]

"Will you shut the hell up by yourself or will I have to bring on Camilla?"

(...)

"That's what I thought."

 

[Chris Davies]

*DING DONG*

This week's caption competition will be ending a day early (Thursday 13th) due to attending my sister's wedding on Friday (God help me).

*DING DONG*

 

[marukomu]

Official Royal Felcher called to arms

 

[MonkeyJug]

How is it possible he can't hear me with THOSE things!

 

[BumperMan]

edit

 

[BumperMan]

When will i be king?

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 9 RESULTS

1st Place: marukomu
If you blow down his arm hard enough, he sings the national anthem and a small flag comes out of his head
[my personal favourite of the competition so far :mryellow:]

2nd Place: jj710
Charles shows off his new prostetic arm by hushing irritating man in the crowd

3rd Place: bbbybx
Unexplained phenomenon happens as Charles meets the people - Horn blower blows so hard on his Horn - his fourth silver button expands!! charles said it just grew and grew, I thought it might take over the world!!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 10 (13th September 07 - 21st September 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[marukomu]

Feel my force young Skywalker

 

[phrase]

"Wow,you ARE hard!"

 

[marukomu]

Have you ever had a big black helmet in you?

 

[Jamesy]

Hammond & The Stig are caught making their own hybrid