The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[Mumpleaser]

President Bush blames his most recent mistake on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. Apparently, "having an Indian" means something completely different in England and does not entail eating a person of indian descent.

 

[Jumbo_]

Bush mistakes bindi spot for ketchup

 

[Chris Davies]

AAAHAHAHA *considers ending this week's competition early*

 

[jaygrim]

Bush tries to put this couple off the fact that his troops blew up there house.

 

[marukomu]

Bush finally apologizes to the Indian nation for the massacre at Wounded Knee and the killing of Chief Sitting Bull

 

[jaygrim]

Bush - I'm sorry lady but when they told me you had weapons of mass distraction i didn't quite hear em right and blew your house.

 

[jaygrim]

Bush - So your saying a guy named Dean did this? mmmmmmm you taste nice.

 

[JayM]

Bush tries sucking out a woman's brain to fill the gap in his head.

 

[freddyboy]

George W's screen test for Extreme Makeover Home edition doesn't go exactly to plan.

 

[freddyboy]

I fucking love you, I do you know, I do, I fucking love her. she's my besht fucking mate. I love her

 

[freddyboy]

After Madonna and Angelina, the latest Celebrity to adopt from the 3rd world.....

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 7 RESULTS

1st Place: jumberto
Bush mistakes bindi spot for ketchup

2nd Place: marukomu
Woman with superglue on forehead involved in Bush headbutt attack

3rd Place: Ret KiT
New pantene commercial canditate, president's can't deny but to feel it up close!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 8 (31st August 07 - 7th September 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Jamesy]

Arsenal unveil new futuristic creche

 

[jaygrim]

The doors open early for the 2007 condom convention.

 

[fatlip180]

The Blue Peter 'Create a cheap sex toy competition' didn't come off as well as hoped

 

[marukomu]

Sunderland unviel all their new signings at a party

 

[fd1972uk]

Soho Sex Shop Owner to his staff "I meant the Dolls you bunch of daft f***ers!".


FD

 

[Ret KiT]

front row: park ji sung > rooney and rest of man utd crew celebrates the '07 title while c.ronaldo on the left demonstrates the real "trick pony".

 

[marukomu]

Okay. Hands up who's a dick!

 

[marukomu]

Dickhead of the year competition is won by woman on the right in the purple shirt for the fourth year running

 

[jaygrim]

20 pricks in one room and not one balloon burst.

 

[jaygrim]

The timer runs out just before Bernard (end left) could finish his balloon man.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Microsoft Support celebrates 5.000.000th failed Xbox 360 complaint"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"So who wants a real blowjob?"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Jeremy Paxman [2nd from right] has trouble asking Barack Obama in the new "Newsnight Question" slot"

 

[BobbyBox]

"Special Olympics Opening Ceremony 2007"

 

[Jamesy]

Recent surveys show that Durex employees at the Japanese branch feel that the working enviroments are "rubbery"

 

[BobbyBox]

"Put your hands up if the balloon animals are your only friends"

 

[BobbyBox]

"As the price of liquid latex soars - Balloon artists go underground. The People are revolting - Literally"