*STU'S NEWS FLASH* lol
The futures bright....the futures black and white
Here we go lads - some promosing news from the fat man hisself...no - not Titus Bramble, the Newcastle chairman freedy shepherd (fat fred) on the rumours of Rooney coming to Newcastle. Could it be a Roon Landing? or has bobby made a looney rooney bid?
sorry, i just love writing puns. Any way here it is:
So, just as we chortled at the Woodgate Madrid links a matter of days ago - before it came to pass - then it seems that we should take seriously the Wayne Rooney for Newcastle story that caused raised eyebrows on Saturday when it resurfaced.
The Chronicle on Monday featured a front page with "Roon Bid is on" and expanded on the back page claiming Merseyside sources were expecting a bid to be lodged with Everton from Newcastle this week.
No fee was mentioned but, guess who, Skysportsnews then ran a story claiming that we had tabled a £20m bid for Rooney.
Newcastle Chairman Freddy Shepherd was quoted at the weekend as follows:
"I'm not going to say too much at this stage but I think the fans will be pleasantly surprised at what results from the Woodgate deal.
"We didn't go into the Woodgate transfer without a long-term plan. All will be revealed soon."
Reading that again, the words defender or replacement never actually appear.
While undoubtedly making good copy for the paper, there are more questions than answers on this one, ranging from:
The fee payable and whether we could afford it, given that we have a need to spend money on other areas.
The fact that any one of another half-dozen clubs would presumably be equally as attractive to the player.
The fact that we have other strikers on the books but are seriously lacking in the defensive department.
The fact that he's had some injury issues and off-field problems making him a regular target for the papers.
With reference to the second point, this is what The Manchester Evening News wrote on Monday:
But United, confident that Rooney wants to join them, are prepared to wait until the Merseyside club gets twitchy about losing him for a nominal fee once his contract expires in two years' time.
"We could go out tomorrow and borrow the money to buy Wayne Rooney for £30-40m but it is bad business to end up with long-term debt for a short-term asset such as a player," said Chief Executive David Gill