Okay, go ahead and have a big laugh at my expense, fine, but I can tell you what i think of the United squad.
VanderSar - just a bad, bad goalkeeper. Ferguson is wishing Schmeichel is still between the sticks. Look at his all time shots to saves ratio, it's down around the lower 60's, one of the worst in the premier league. His reflexes are just gone, too old, by next season he'll be gone
Ryan Giggs - No gas left in the tank WHATSOEVER. Ferguson has nightmares about this guy now. He hardly ever uses him cause he knows next season he'll need a zimmerframe to get out on the pitch.
Solskjaer - The 20 months he was out couldn't have been short enough, he was crap before the injury and ferguson may as well dig up his Granmother and put her in the midfield rather than play this guy now.
Carrick - The guys won nothing, absolutely nothing. His bones are as soft as a babies ankle, watch him snap with the same injuries that has plagued him all his career, Alex only got him cause he couldn't get his paws on Vieira.
O'Shea - Left Back? Centre back? Midfielder? What is this guy? AF may as well stick him in the goals next. O'Shea is a lump of lard. Full stop.
C.Ronaldo - All pace and all talk, has hardly any knowledge of the game, put this guy indoors and let him do his little tricks on the hardwood floor in a 5 aside. I cringe when I watch him play.
Rooney - My God, how predictable is this guy? If I was a defender I'd just tell myself to step in front of Rooney and he'll be stopped. He runs like a bull at the festival in Pamplona, Spain. Straightline speed, gather the ball for the thunder volley towards the net, it's not a game of chess and any defensive orientated coach could get his back men to stop this guy. Wait til the hype boils over and after a couple of seasons he'll be playing as a novelty act in MLS.
Park - Are you kidding me? Get this guy back on a boat to Taiwan quickly before its too late. This guy wouldn't make the ladies team, just because he had one mediocre world cup, he's just another Karel Poborsky, remember him? Honestly, what has this guy done for your team since he came?
Wes brown - the only thing intricate about this player is his cornrows, which don't suit him either. Crap defender, no strength, no speed, his legs are like 2 beer kegs strapped to his hip bones.
I could go on and on and on but I'm getting tired already, the only real upcoming talent you have is Liam Miller.