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Roman Abramovich will nause Reds again today - he's going to buy our entire fan base for Chelsea. Realising that the Stamford Bridge regulars are a bit goony and completely out of place on the Kings Road, Abramovitch has had his £900 billion bid for every Red accepted by David Gill.

Gill will break the news today, before informing the stock market next week.

United fans will be compensated according to the number of games attended. Fans who go to every match will get a grand, people who get to home games £500 and those clowns who describe themselves as "being huge Man U fans who dream of one day visiting the Theatre of Dreams" a cockle. That's a tenner for those not yet used to the cockney rhyming slang that they'll have to learn.

Abramovich will provide free monkey buses to all matches and he'll waive the usual £49 ticket price that he charges us. United fan's representative Mark Longden said: "Everyman has his price and mine is two pints of Stella so I'm delighted to be offered a grand. I'm going to put five stone on and perfect the Guildford accent - then nobody will notice any difference between me and a normal Chelsea fan."

David Beckham will be releasing another autobiography on the subject next week.

Will the revolution ever end?? :mrgreen:

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Guildford people support Man Utd though.

Don't believe the Fergie story - funny that it should come two days after Kenyon jumped ship. And nowhere does Fergie say he got an offer from Chelsea, all he says is "I'm happy at Man U".

And I agree with Prof, he's a timebomb. Kick a football boot at Mutu, then try and get rid of him? I'd kill him before that happened!
 
t butcher i dont wanna start an argument cus if u go week in week out then u probably no better than me but iv been to loads of spurs chelsea games plus a few at the bridge and theres definetely racist chants etc coming from the blues fans. if u dont sit near the away area then it might just be a few nutters round there but iv definetly heard it with my own ears. i was just alarmed that you could actually hear it on tv as well, and not just at the game. if u say there are other clubs worse than chelsea then ill take ur word for it but in my own experiences there the worst for racism iv come across.
 
faiers said:
t butcher i dont wanna start an argument cus if u go week in week out then u probably no better than me but iv been to loads of spurs chelsea games plus a few at the bridge and theres definetely racist chants etc coming from the blues fans. if u dont sit near the away area then it might just be a few nutters round there but iv definetly heard it with my own ears. i was just alarmed that you could actually hear it on tv as well, and not just at the game. if u say there are other clubs worse than chelsea then ill take ur word for it but in my own experiences there the worst for racism iv come across.
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I didn't say it didn't happen faiers, I just said that you were making us out to be the worst - and we aren't. I don't know the last time you were at the Bridge, but hopefully it will be a lot less edgy on Saturday than what it sounds like you've been through.

And I hope we give you a right good spanking! :D

Any predictions for the game, faiers?
 
ZAHAVI: FERGIE APPROACH 'NOT TRUE'
Thursday September 11 2003

Football agent Pini Zahavi has denied any knowledge of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich's reported approach to Sir Alex Ferguson.

It was claimed that the Manchester United manager was approached to become Chelsea's new boss shortly after Abramovich bought the London club.

But Zahavi, who helped Abramovich buy Chelsea, claims he is unaware of any move to lure Ferguson. He told The Sun: "As far as I know the story is not at all true. There is not a lot more I can say about it."

Funny that Fergie is about to start renegotiating his contract at OT. Hmmmm?
 
heh i can see why ur confident lads but the only consistent thing about hoddles spurs side is theyll put in a blinding performance when u least expect it.

given u havnt set the world alight at home yet and spurs should hopefully bounce back from our last game so we could snatch a win. i tell myself this every year but given the law of averages were bound to fluke a win against you lot sooner or later anyway ... it just never seems to happen though :shock: .

it will probably be a one goal win by chelsea with spurs putting in a decent account of themselves. i still wouldnt wholly rule out a thrashing though.

hey theres still tickets for the game available. 135 quid though :shock: but u get, da da daaaaaa, *DINNER* as well.
 
Lucio is a quality signing, i think Desailly appears to be running out of steam, he's certainly started slowly this season and Lucio could be the missing link, altho i think they could also do a LOT worse than Gallas.
 
Looks like a certain guitarist/singer from Manchester.

We might need him next year, but after persuading Desailly to sign an extension, why we'd be after him in January is baffling.

Huth is the boy, we should be concentrating on him making the step up.
 
Anyone know the team for todays game with Spurs?

I personally think he should play it:

Cudicini
Johnson Terry Desailly Bridge

Lampard Makalele Duff

Veron

Mutu Crespo

With veron in a free role - doin what he wants - that is where he plays best!!
 
i'd like to see joe cole in that free role and let him really develop. with all that quality around him he could really shine. although some of this is obviously bias as i think england could really do with him, especially if Rooney doesnt play as often.
 
T Butcher fan said:
Huth is the boy, we should be concentrating on him making the step up.
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Yeah, totally agree. He's been playing great in the reserves team. I reckon it's time we see a Terry-Huth partnership. Oh, and the guy has a killer shot, too.
 
Well, another slightly improved performance and another 3 points. Both teams defended poorly, but we always had more about us in every department.

Vannizzle, didn't see a single flag on Sat and this time I looked. Not even the kids England ones. Maybe they have stopped allowing them in the ground?

Faiers, anti-semetic songs almost completely dissapeared. It has been taken over by a 40,000 strong chorus of 'stand up if you hate Tottenham'.
Also (to the tune of Amore) "if the balls in the stand, it's not Les Ferdinand, it's Zamora'

Also, a bit of evidence that Ken Bates reads our thread, his column was on the measures Chelsea have taken to get rid of hooligans in the last few years. If I have time, I'll post it here. We apparently have voice activated microphones now, so the police can gather evidence on repeat offenders, by only activating when that person is shouting.

Complicated stuff!
 
Well, again Mutu showed that he will fulfil my prophecy of him being the top scorer this season. The boy is GOOD! That's why people raved about him at Verona. However, i'm a bit concerned that we keep conceding every game. And if you look at the goals we've been letting in, they've been rather silly.
On another note, i finally got a digibox this weekend, (never had Sky or anything like that, only terrestrial) all ready for the CL action on ITV1 & ITV2, the latter of course is showing the game against Sparta Prague. Looking forward to it! ;)
 
Im no Chelsea fan but im looking forward to Chelsea challenging Arsenal and Utd, they have genuine " goalscorer" in Adrian Mutu and with back up strikers like Crespo, Hasslebaink and Gudjohnsen so it can only spell good news for Blues but bad news for the rest. If the defence can shore up a bit and not concede bad goals ( Sat. v Tottenham) then Chelsea will be in with a shout.
 
Andy1888 said:
Im no Chelsea fan but im looking forward to Chelsea challenging Arsenal and Utd, they have genuine " goalscorer" in Adrian Mutu and with back up strikers like Crespo, Hasslebaink and Gudjohnsen so it can only spell good news for Blues but bad news for the rest. If the defence can shore up a bit and not concede bad goals ( Sat. v Tottenham) then Chelsea will be in with a shout.
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I think we'll still finish third this season. The signs are there that we are getting our act together. Defensively I'm worried, but not too worried - we are always sluggish when Gallas isn't playing. Going forward, I honestly think we'll have too much for the mancs and the goons when we are playing well.

The rest depends on luck, and when you see Yakubu missing sitters, Pires getting dodgy penalties and RVN having the ball land at his feet after hitting 14 players, we just can't match them in that department.
 
T Butcher fan said:
Vannizzle, didn't see a single flag on Sat and this time I looked. Not even the kids England ones. Maybe they have stopped allowing them in the ground?
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Fair play T, like I said I was more asking the question than saying it was fact.....

Some great stuff played by chelsea on Sat, Mutu is a class act, defo something about him, he's gonna be big, infact going forward the whole team looked superb, if we're gonna loose our crown its gonna be these lot that take it playing the way they are now and they can only get better.

You must be loving it T!!!

But saying that it was only the spurtz, and we all know chelsea never loose to spurs.

The game tomorrow will be a big test cos its games like this in the past that the old chelsea used to get found out.
 
Vannizzlefashizzal said:
But saying that it was only the spurtz, and we all know chelsea never loose to spurs.
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Exactly vannizzle - they are abject, and they have no team spirit. The way we started, we would have been in trouble if we'd played Leicester or Leeds - but not Spurs.

We still have a long way to go. I'm more hopeful of a good display tomorrow, simply because they won't try to kick us in the air. It should be a good game of football.

It's just great to be involved again, beats playing Olympijajaja or whoever!
 
Right boys, any predictions for this evening? I'll be glued to the box myself. Sounds as if Makelele, Crespo and Veron will feature. I would hope for a Crespo and Mutu pairing upfront from the start. I think its tricky to predict. If we get things right, i reckon we can score 2 goals, but if it doesn't click, it could be a disaster. But that's not the way i'm thinking. Just nervous that's all.
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Sadly, the game is not on Norwegian tv (only the United game - sigh), but I think we'll win, though scrappily. Say...2-1 to us. Something like that, I think.
 
No prediction, but if we work hard and concentrate, we will get the result we deserve.

No idea what team Ranieri will pick, probably Bridge and Stanic up front! :roll:

I'm nervous, today is going to drag!
 
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