Hahahaha Steve, must stay away from the PC when pissed...
That's his agent up to his old tricks again!
I hope we don't keep him mate.
He had a good first season on the right of a midfield diamond unit where it worked out ok for him, because he never had to use much creativity or be positionally disciplined.
However, the more he has played, the more it has exposed how lacking he is with the football.
He has no real creativity, isn't a great passer, doesn't win many headers, hasn't great vision, isn't skillful, hasn't much pace, doesn't cross a football, no long range passing, no shooting ability, no eye for goal.
None of this is an exaggeration.
He has a brilliant, brilliant workrate, but half of this is spent out of position, like a puppy chasing a ball.
He doesn't do a good job of covering the full back when teams attack and doesn't support well going forward.
His best position, for me, would be as a midfield workhorse in a midfield 3, with a holding player and an attacking, creative player alongside him. But Behrami also being deployed as a man-marker.
The Gattuso alongside Pirlo and Seedorf, or the Essien alongside Mikel and Lampard, if you will (obviously not to that standard!)
The problem we have, is that we have no dynamism, no guile, no pass, no spark in midfield.
We have Kovac (who I think should be centre back cover, not midfield) who is slow, one paced and doesn't do much.
Noble, who is slow, one paced and doesn't do much.
And we have Behrami.
I have said we have missed Boa Morte all season, as he was excellent at covering the full back, getting involved, giving us width and having more to his game than Behrami. Indeed, I feel it is a big reason as to Ilunga's poor form also, as he never had the protection of Boa Morte (that and he couldn't be bothered after he got his permanent contract!).]
Yet most West Ham fans see him as a target of booing and ridicule, yet idolise Behrami.
Funny ol' game, innit!
Give me Boa Morte staying on a reduced contract and Behrami leaving any day of the week.
The main issue is that Behrami represents the biggest value-to-lack of talent ratio in our squad, basically meaning we'd be getting a lot of money but not losing a lot of player.
We could sell Behrami, then for the same money, get in 2 players.
Just as a simple example, we could use it and buy Snodgrass from Leeds and Boateng from Portsmouth.
2 players that are more dynamic and effective going forward than Behrami, giving us width and more squad options.
I hope Palermo or someone else comes in with a silly bid, as I'd bite their hand off!
I wanna poke his missus though, for sure...