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The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently “Terry The Chocolate Orange” is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired. #LFMF
Never leave your windshield wipers on when turning your car off. They just might be frozen to the windshield in the morning and break the arms off when you turn your car on. #LFMF
Met a new friend at uni, went to their place, found a wig in the house. Laughing, I picked it up and asked if he was secretly a drag queen. Straight-faced, he replied, “That was my sister’s. She died of leukemia.” I choked on my foot. #LFMF
If you need to walk into another room to scream out of frustration, at least make sure there isn’t a meeting going on in there first. #LFMF
Don’t fill a pinata with red candy that can melt, unless you like allot of crying children. #LFMF
My boss just asked me what I was working on, and I said “Nothing.” #LFMF
Ooooh I so wish I was there at the guy's school the day after
cheerleader fail
I saw this creature at the match the other week. It's worse in real life. Still had one of those cheap carrier bags with shite in it as well