beautifully described. Trying hard to stifle my laughter here at work.ARGH.
Just at work. Eating a breakfast biscuit. Can feel a sneeze coming so decide to swallow quickly. I'm too late. At the EXACT moment I swallow, I sneeze - I throw my head back in an attempt to force the food to "drop" down my throat (which I realise would never work), but what actually happens is that I become a FOUNTAIN OF BISCUIT, a bit like the world's weirdest firework display.
I'm now collecting the soggy pieces together and putting them into a little tissue.
Fuck my life.