I present you the world's worst Free Kick taker in the history of football: PES4's Puerto keeper Buy Balne - Bruno Vale in real life.
With a glorious 3 Free Kick Accuracy, if you select Buy Balne to take a Free Kick your PS2 explodes.
That has to be the lowest attributes ever recorded on PES games. I suspect it's some kind of a joke, given Bruno Vale's curious history with...kicks. Let's go back to the early 00s: FC Porto was winning all titles domestically and abroad - PES4 was released shortly after Porto's Champions League win - and legendary (but ageing) FCP keeper Vítor Baía was said to have his replacement in a promising young man called Bruno Vale (one of the many "Next Vítor Baías" of the last 20 years...), who was already playing regularly for Portugal's youth teams; though, of course, he was still not getting first team action.
The unthinkable happens. Portugal's National Team manager Scolari surprises the whole nation by calling up Bruno Vale as Portugal's 3rd keeper for the Euro 2004. Bruno, regularly representing Porto's reserve squad, hadn't even played a single minute as a professional footballer! Keepers Ricardo and Quim were obvious choices, and everyone thought Benfica's Moreira would complete the keeper bunch, as he was himself also a very young, promising GK: yet, unlike Bruno Vale, he was playing regularly for his club's first team for years up until then.
Scolari also famously refused to call up Vitor Baia for that competition, even though he had just been considered the best keeper in Europe right after winning the Champions League, a decision that even nowadays no one - not even Scolari himself - is able to explain.
Anyway, Bruno Vale had just won the lottery: even if he didn't play any minutes for his NT on the Euro 2004 - and in theory he obviously wouldn't - this would do wonders for his young career, especially given the competition itself was played in Portugal and naturally got massively hyped by the media. He thought he had just 'made it big'. But fate had other plans...
I can't find the story anywhere, but I remember there was some under-21 match not long before Euro 2004, and Bruno Vale played as Portugal's NT keeper. I suspect it was even a friendly. Bruno Vale concedes a goal and, in a furious burst, kicks the post with all his strength. He got injured and promptly substituted, but there was more: he would be out for several months, unable to join Portugal's Euro 2004 squad. He'd end up being replaced by...Vitor Baia, obviously...? No: Moreira.
Pre-Post-Kicking Bruno Vale was clearly on his way up, but after that regretful incident, his career nosedived. He'd be loaned out to several mid/low-level teams from the Portuguese 1st Division but failed to impress, so after his long contract with Porto ran out, he'd sign for a 2nd Division squad, where he played regularly. Then, he spent a good 8 years in Cyprus and apparently he was a first team regular, but us here in Portugal would never heard of him again. He retired recently. Post-Post-Kicking-Bruno Vale was a shadow of his pre-Post-Kicking version.