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miguelfcp
Premier League
- 27 June 2009
@Madmac79: I remember them in PES3, I don't think it exists on PES5 (so far haven't gotten any...).
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Never stop believing, my friends! I told you, this is the power of the moustache.
More fouls than shots; ladies and gentlemen, I present you PES5. Defensively we were absolutely brilliant and we scored on our only shot on goal, a free kick from 35-40 yards out. Never scored any as good as that and probably will never do it again.
So after this incredible win we had 4 points and the first place of the group before the final fixture against China. We'd be qualified for the next round unless we lost that match and China scored four more goals than us, which was almost impossible particularly given how crappy they are. In the end, we won it 2-0 and the second goal was so ridiculous that I'm literally beginning to believe in the power of the virtual moustache: China's CB gets the ball on their box, tries to pass it short to a teammate, another one gets in front of the passing lane so it hits his leg, the ball gets a weird bounce, hits the post past a helpless keeper and it's in. Curiously, China was harder to beat than Spain though.
On the round of 16 we faced Ecuador. Not the strongest team but, in theory, they were much better than Latvia.
To the quarter-finals we go! C-can we do this?
Again I ask all Retro-PESers to send positive vibes to our Latvian friends.
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...and my underdog national teams challenges keep going. After failing to get Latvia to World Cup glory in PES5 for the 247th time, it's time to go all-in and turn the odds in my favor on the 248th attempt.
This means, every Latvian player grows a moustache. I went on Edit Mode and assigned moustaches for all 23 players of this NT.
...oh, you're laughing? Well, right after the makeover the International Cup draw gets us on a group with Spain, Morocco and China - on my previous attempt I faced England, Senegal and Turkey, so this is a major improvement. It's a known fact: moustaches are bearers of good fortune. China is pretty horrible (perhaps as bad as Latvia) and Morocco is a bit better but not brilliant. Spain is utter trash as we all know.
First match vs. Morocco. All 11 moustaches show up and we almost win it. Right after scoring the 2-1 on a penalty around the 85th minute, I sub off one of my strikers for a CB and our only semi-dangerous winger (one of the few in this team who is not terrible) for a SB. On the next play, I concede the 2-2 on a free kick - the final result. Morocco are indeed the favourites to grab the 2nd place of the group behind Spain so this is far from a bad result anyway.
Up next is vs. Spain. Please retro-PESers, pray for Latvia.
Never stop believing, my friends! I told you, this is the power of the moustache.
More fouls than shots; ladies and gentlemen, I present you PES5. Defensively we were absolutely brilliant and we scored on our only shot on goal, a free kick from 35-40 yards out. Never scored any as good as that and probably will never do it again.
So after this incredible win we had 4 points and the first place of the group before the final fixture against China. We'd be qualified for the next round unless we lost that match and China scored four more goals than us, which was almost impossible particularly given how crappy they are. In the end, we won it 2-0 and the second goal was so ridiculous that I'm literally beginning to believe in the power of the virtual moustache: China's CB gets the ball on their box, tries to pass it short to a teammate, another one gets in front of the passing lane so it hits his leg, the ball gets a weird bounce, hits the post past a helpless keeper and it's in. Curiously, China was harder to beat than Spain though.
On the round of 16 we faced Ecuador. Not the strongest team but, in theory, they were much better than Latvia.
To the quarter-finals we go! C-can we do this?
Again I ask all Retro-PESers to send positive vibes to our Latvian friends.