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I have a friend staying in an apartment in London,Lancaster Gate.His neighbour is a huge Arsenal fan and apparently because of Arsenal's dismal season this year,he is converting to United.Not only that,his whole bunch of Goon community are converting too as well.It is said that they choose United because of the similar club colours and charisma,they werent even thinkin of Chelsea or Spurs.Its United that they choose.They are forming some sort of group called,Allied Powers Against Chelsea(APAC).APAC members would unite against Chelski Scum Fans in a bit to overthrow the whole community and get rid of their Dirty Russian Rulers.You heard it here first.Are you interested Mr Dermot?
 
hmm I don't know about that, I went to a arsenal forum today to ask them to be honest and say who`d they rather have to win the title, Man United or Chelsea- their responses were pathetic. Most of them want us to win but then there are a few really spasticated ones, check what they said the bitter morons.

"Answer these questions honestly, how many points clear would you be if players like Ronaldo didn't dive?, How many how many times have your players dived to earn freekicks, penalties, yellow and red cards for your opponents. All of these dives have an effect on the outcome of a game. Alex ferguson should take a leaf from Stuart pearce's book and start to teach his players a lesson of how to stay on their feet. You MIGHT win the title this year but you need to seriously look at the manner in which you play (as in your sportsmanship) to have the right to say that you deserved it."


Another one:


"f**k you and f**k your questions too, I better see Chelsea lift the trophy if "WE" dont than you f****g idiots....I hate you all man.shits your f*d up, WE'll see at the Emirates whos gonna win the tittle you f****g bastard.....And don't f****g say anything about my team again because I'm gonna come there a f****g kill you and your dirty fans I hope you all die bitches.....they have only 15 prem.tittles we have 13 and chelsea has only 3 so better chelsea make 4 than utd....we are gonna skip you with tittle thats for sure .....know f**k off and never come to this site again you mother f*r Im giving you one last chance to fuck off///// "

Aaaaaahh the sweet bitterness that comes from delusional arsenal fans. It feels so good to be a Manchester United supporter when you know how much they hate you, in a weird way it makes it even more special!
 
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Alucard said:
hmm I don't know about that, I went to a arsenal forum today to ask them to be honest and say who`d they rather have to win the title, Man United or Chelsea- their responses were pathetic. Most of them want us to win but then there are a few really spasticated ones, check what they said the bitter morons.

"Answer these questions honestly, how many points clear would you be if players like Ronaldo didn't dive?, How many how many times have your players dived to earn freekicks, penalties, yellow and red cards for your opponents. All of these dives have an effect on the outcome of a game. Alex ferguson should take a leaf from Stuart pearce's book and start to teach his players a lesson of how to stay on their feet. You MIGHT win the title this year but you need to seriously look at the manner in which you play (as in your sportsmanship) to have the right to say that you deserved it."


Another one:


"f**k you and f**k your questions too, I better see Chelsea lift the trophy if "WE" dont than you f****g idiots....I hate you all man.shits your f*d up, WE'll see at the Emirates whos gonna win the tittle you f****g bastard.....And don't f****g say anything about my team again because I'm gonna come there a f****g kill you and your dirty fans I hope you all die bitches.....they have only 15 prem.tittles we have 13 and chelsea has only 3 so better chelsea make 4 than utd....we are gonna skip you with tittle thats for sure .....know f**k off and never come to this site again you mother f*r Im giving you one last chance to fuck off///// "

Aaaaaahh the sweet bitterness that comes from delusional arsenal fans. It feels so good to be a Manchester United supporter when you know how much they hate you, in a weird way it makes it even more special!
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sorry for being abit harsh there... take out 2 or 3 f**k and keep the rest :D
 
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"Answer these questions honestly, how many points clear would you be if players like Ronaldo didn't dive?, How many how many times have your players dived to earn freekicks, penalties, yellow and red cards for your opponents. All of these dives have an effect on the outcome of a game. Alex ferguson should take a leaf from Stuart pearce's book and start to teach his players a lesson of how to stay on their feet. You MIGHT win the title this year but you need to seriously look at the manner in which you play (as in your sportsmanship) to have the right to say that you deserved it."

That was an Arsenal fan? Did they just start watching football with United v Middlesborough last weekend then?
 
QUESTION for you lovely people:

I am taking to my wife to the Man United V Reading fixture and have booked a Xmas special executive box in the North Stand. The sales person said it is UNDER the North Stand slighty. Can anyone find me what the view will be like from one of these boxes? I have sat in the North Stand before and the view wasn't too good. Thanks in advance. :)
 
But like you said, your asking for trouble its a penalty for stupidity you tackle from behined it makes it easy for the ref. Man utd will take them decisions all day long. I hope man utd win the league but you just know that they will blow it, come on you GOONERS!!
 
El Diego said:
QUESTION for you lovely people:

I am taking to my wife to the Man United V Reading fixture and have booked a Xmas special executive box in the North Stand. The sales person said it is UNDER the North Stand slighty. Can anyone find me what the view will be like from one of these boxes? I have sat in the North Stand before and the view wasn't too good. Thanks in advance. :)
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There's no point asking this lot in here, none of them have been to Old Trafford in their lives, part from Vann that is.

I have sat in the North Stand and thought the view was great. Middle tier, FA Cup Semi, Arsenal 2 Spurs 1 - Lovely!
 
Clockender said:
There's no point asking this lot in here, none of them have been to Old Trafford in their lives, part from Vann that is.
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How can you just judge every one here like that? I went to Old Trafford regularly from 1977 until about 1994 when it became too expensive and the wife took my money from me. The reason a lot of people haven't been to Old Trafford is we fill our stadium even when we're shit, unlike your team. It's difficult to get tickets.
 
I prefer tuna to be honest. Looks like we werent meant to be.
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El Diego said:
QUESTION for you lovely people:

I am taking to my wife to the Man United V Reading fixture and have booked a Xmas special executive box in the North Stand. The sales person said it is UNDER the North Stand slighty. Can anyone find me what the view will be like from one of these boxes? I have sat in the North Stand before and the view wasn't too good. Thanks in advance. :)
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theres a viewfinder on the website, though it very rarely works/they may have taken it off

found it:

http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={CF7C77A4-0F8D-45BA-9561-EDFC1F9F2A13}

though I guess it doesn't help that much cause you're in a box and it has no box views
 
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I've sat in the North stand round near the box you are talking about, the view seemed to be okay but none of it mattered cause I'm blind anyways.
 
How did you manage to find your way there? I guess you followed your heart cuz you're a true manc inside.
 
antred said:
Because prawn sandwiches were commonly known as a more upmarket sandwich for the middle classes.
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Ahh, I see.
Thats strange cuz the last time I checked, prawn sandwiches were one of the cheapest when I buy my lunch.
 
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