Re: Manchester United Champions Thread!!!19!!!!!
Imogen
Imogen, there's no Herald,
It's easy if you try,
No 'show and tell' us,
Or rumours shown on Sky.
Imogen, Ryan's lawyers,
Gagging you all day -
(not like that)
Imogen, there's a player
You're shagging from Man U,
Someone who's Welsh and cross-eyed,
He gave you beard rash too.
Imogen, Ryan's chest hair
Stuck between your teeth -
Ah ahh ahhh
You may say he's a cheater,
But he's not the only one.
I hope someday he will sue us
And sell his lies to that f***ing rag The S*n.
Imogen, your confessions
About that Welsh ape-man,
No need for super-injunctions,
We know he's a married man.
Imogen and the Beeb's own
Sports philanderer of the year.
Ah ahh ahhhh!
You may say he's a cheater,
But he's not the only one.
I hope someday he will sue us,
And sell his lies to that f***ing rag The S*n.
Lets just say I think the first two will happen and I have no clue who the 3rd player will be.
