H
Hugster
Guest
Re: Manchester United Supporters Thread- '“I THINK I’ve found you a genius.”
BEST QUOTES
15) "I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes." (Blood, during an operation, not beer).
14) "Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour."
13) "I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done. I've been at six different places at six different times."
12) "Perhaps he saw something I didn't." - Regarding being asked 'where did it all go wrong?' by a man delivering champagne to his hotel suite - where there was £20,000 in cash scattered on a bed which also contained the current Miss Universe.
11) Best's reputed answer at the time - "Wrong?"
10 ) "There's no point in asking me - I can't remember what happened last night!" - When asked 'What Happened Next?' on A Question Of Sport.
9) "He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right" - On David Beckham.
8 ) "That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them." - On The ManYoo v Arsenal tunnel 'brawl'.
7) "In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life."
6) "I used to dream about taking the ball round the keeper, stopping it on the line and then getting on my hands and knees and heading it into the net. When I scored against Benfica in the European Cup Final I nearly did it. I left the keeper for dead, but then I chickened out. I might have given the boss a heart attack."
5) "I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
4) "I saw an advert on the side of a London bus inviting me to 'Drink Canada Dry'." - Best on why he joined Vancouver Whitecaps.
3) "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
2) "I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World..."
1) "Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life."
BEST QUOTES
15) "I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes." (Blood, during an operation, not beer).
14) "Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour."
13) "I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done. I've been at six different places at six different times."
12) "Perhaps he saw something I didn't." - Regarding being asked 'where did it all go wrong?' by a man delivering champagne to his hotel suite - where there was £20,000 in cash scattered on a bed which also contained the current Miss Universe.
11) Best's reputed answer at the time - "Wrong?"
10 ) "There's no point in asking me - I can't remember what happened last night!" - When asked 'What Happened Next?' on A Question Of Sport.
9) "He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right" - On David Beckham.
8 ) "That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them." - On The ManYoo v Arsenal tunnel 'brawl'.
7) "In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life."
6) "I used to dream about taking the ball round the keeper, stopping it on the line and then getting on my hands and knees and heading it into the net. When I scored against Benfica in the European Cup Final I nearly did it. I left the keeper for dead, but then I chickened out. I might have given the boss a heart attack."
5) "I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
4) "I saw an advert on the side of a London bus inviting me to 'Drink Canada Dry'." - Best on why he joined Vancouver Whitecaps.
3) "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
2) "I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World..."
1) "Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life."