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watch the video "Le Barzellette di Totti" on the right side, it just cracks me up even if I don't understand a sh*t

Just saw that, the bit with Ale was hilarious. :LOL:
Found the translation of the bit too.
 
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yeah, totti's english is notoriously awful (and truth to be told, his italian isn't much better either)... they even made a tv commercial about totti's english a few months ago (right after roma and WW signed a sponsorship deal).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmtEX6l9FqY
there are no subs, but i'm sure u get what's going on there. totti is trying to read the new golf specs while bradley and destro correct his pronounciation mistakes.
at last, a pissed off totti reads the last line, wich happens to be in italian (something about "assisted parking sensors"), so he looks at bradley and tells him "why don't u have a go at this last one?" :P
 
:LOL: making a commercial video with totti must be painful for the directors. lo zio, totti's said to be known for his stupidity in italy, is there any truth in this? (there's even a book of totti jokes) also, I wonder what he says after bradley's first try.

maldini's english is surprisingly (for me) great indeed.

and, tso, I wonder how you're always being the first one to spot such bizarre pictures... :P
 
:LOL: making a commercial video with totti must be painful for the directors. lo zio, totti's said to be known for his stupidity in italy, is there any truth in this?

he's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, but i believe he's less dumb than he appears. he plays a lot with the whole "i'm an idiot" thing, as ther are dozens of different tv commercials where he mocks himself (or is mocked by others) about his stupidity.... but the fact itself that he plays along with theese jokes shows he's not that dumb afterall.
long story short, he's clearely a halfwit, compared to the likes of maldini.... but he's not as dumb as rooney, terry or cassano.
also, I wonder what he says after bradley's first try.
"te saluto" in this context could be translated as "yeah, right. keep trying!"
 
thanks for the infos, lo zio. I've always tended to think of him that way as well. I mean, he just can't be that stupid at least, friggin' Francesco Totti he is! :)
 
The story behind that Bony picture is hilarious, he was tricked by some guy on a bodybuilding forum, who posed as a girl...
 
and, tso, I wonder how you're always being the first one to spot such bizarre pictures... :P

Not my fault! I found the Boner's (er, I mean, Bony!) story in a Portuguese forum a few days ago. There are rumours coming around that Benfica may be interested on him ahead of a potential Cardozo sale. As you can see, I had nothing to do with this particular case. :SMUG:

The story behind that Bony picture is hilarious, he was tricked by some guy on a bodybuilding forum, who posed as a girl...

Do not open: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/1926323

I told you so! :LOL:
 
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