Well something's happened server-wise because I was watching the percentage go up every few minutes, went for a drink, came back and it was going up every few seconds. It's just finished now. So that's a total of eight hours to download.
Well, the front-end is absolutely beautiful, without doubt the best I've seen (you can tell which crowd they're aiming for though - as in either the simulation guys or the arcade guys - as there's an American who talks over everything and really gets on your tit within a second, "GET READY! It's COLIN MCRAE DIRT! Select a race! HERE WE GO!"). The graphics as a whole are amazing actually, a stunning, artistic front-end and brilliant in-game graphics (not just the cars, the drivers look real too). But let's have a look at the gameplay.
It's a shame I can't put up an audio clip of my initial reaction, as it might have provided a few laughs, but here is the transcript:
"EUGH. EUGH. That is disgusting. Oh my God. Eugh."
You go from 0-60 in a second, you can turn the car 45 degrees in a second, you can stop the car in a second. Even as an arcade game it is absolutely dire. I was expecting a lot from this, then the previews lowered my hopes, but seriously, I didn't think it would be as bad as this. PGR3 was a launch title and it pisses over this from a great height - I'm not talking Empire State Building high, I'm talking space station high. And I didn't think that much of PGR3, so... Yeah, seriously, don't bother with it.
Wow, I'm seriously regretting the cost of electricity it's took me to download that. I cannot believe it's that bad. I wonder if I could sue...