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pk9 said:
wot wud arsenal be without this guy
fantastic player
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is it me or is henry that tall, or is the goal posts that are getting smaller ;)
 
Very funny.

God I feared the worst at 2-1 down but the boys rallied back and I think a win at Newcastle will put one hand on the trophy.

COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Something to cheer you fellas up abit more. I stole this from the Boro Forums...

The Official Man Utd Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key
Stage Two maths for 7-11 year olds. This has been introduced as part of
the Government's maths campaign.

1. ACCELERATION. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford
and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21 mph and Gary can run at 16
mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.

2. TELLING THE TIME. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time the referee will add on if Man Utd are losing at home?

3. PROBABILITY (1). Ryan Giggs is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage,
the number of internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening, compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following
Saturday.

4. SUBTRACTION (1). Manchester United are one of the giants of world
club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than
Steaua Bucharest? (For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)

5. SUBTRACTION (2). How many more times have Man Utd won the European
Cup than Nottingham Forest?

6. DISTANCE. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting
defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty
if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest
10 yards.)

7. PROBABILITY (2). Express the statistical probability of visitors to
Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of
opponents of Man Utd being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Man Utd would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

8. BASIC ACCOUNTING (1). Mark The Red lives in Guildford. How much does
it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and a prawn sandwich all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead? (Note; round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds.)

9. BASIC ACCOUNTING (2). Alex has a hotel room booked for the
Champs League Final. How much money will he lose when cancelling his reservation?

10. WEIGHT AND PRESSURE. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How
much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponent's
penalty area? (Note: answers should be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as "The same pressure as Alex applies to referee" are acceptable.)

11. MONEY. Juan was a lazy boy and often went missing. Alex was very
cross and wanted to sell him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think
Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?

12. POULTRY FARMING. What is the total number of chickens counted before
they were hatched by Man Utd and their fans who thought Wolves were
a pushover

13. PROBABILITY (3). Roy can swing his foot at 40 mph; referees can turn
round in 0.6 seconds. If the referee is looking the other way, and an opponent is 10 yards off, what is the probability of breaking his knee without the referee noticing?

14. SIMPLE ARITHMETIC. The average Man Utd fan can shriek at 35
decibels; the average visiting supporter can shout at 65 decibels. If, during a
match, 5% of Man Utd fans are munching prawn sandwiches, 10% are stuck on
the M1, 2% are asleep and 15% are still trying to work out which team is
which, how many visitors are needed to out-shout 60,000 reds?
 
Well done Arsenal great game, And the best team won. I can have no complaints.

Arsnal are the only team in the prem that have a "6th gear"

As for livepool 10 more stevie gerrards would be helpful. :l
 
As long as henry plays you will remain unbeaten. Arsenal are a fantastic team. But it is he and he alone who makes you the best team in the prem.

PS- That pass by gerrard for owen's goal was astonishing. :shock:
 
there's a dark side of me that wants Arsenal to crash and burn... would make it easier to poach Henry ;)
 
Does anyone have Arsenal PLUS? Can you view live games... because I clicked on Matchday Console and one of the buttons said "Live Action" :shock:

Please tell me this means I can watch the games..!?
 
cigol said:
there's a dark side of me that wants Arsenal to crash and burn... would make it easier to poach Henry ;)

Sorry mate, won't happen now........just wait till he's 30 then he'll be ready for jurassic park.......ahem....I mean Real Madrid :twisted:

And after the new prez Zapatero looks into Perez' dodgy dealings - u guys are goin daaaoowwwn baby! :mrgreen:
 
Noted said:
Does anyone have Arsenal PLUS? Can you view live games... because I clicked on Matchday Console and one of the buttons said "Live Action" :shock:

Please tell me this means I can watch the games..!?

Don't be silly, I got it free with AOL and you get live commentary and text coverage and sometimes they have pictures updating every 5 sconds.
 
Can we have a winners medal for the premiership please? We've practically won you the league ;)

Beat Man Yoo for you, Held Chelski to a draw, let you beat us twice AND we knocked you out of the Carling Cup so you could concentrate on the league. How kind are we too you fellas ;)
 
Yeah, nice one Boro. I like that Carling Cup comment as well.
 
Stuart said:
no! we will win.........actualy nah I dont think we will :D I am the king at predicting score-lines. For me it will be a 1-1 draw.

I'll take a draw, that would put us 7 points clear, 6 games to go with Chelsea having to go to OT only 3 points behind them if they win their game in hand.

Lets at least get 1 trophy heh lads!!!!!!!!
 
Stuart said:
no! we will win.........actualy nah I dont think we will :D I am the king at predicting score-lines. For me it will be a 1-1 draw.
4th spot will probably be settled at anfield last game of the season! ;)
 
ZZZZ VAPOUR said:
Stuart said:
no! we will win.........actualy nah I dont think we will :D I am the king at predicting score-lines. For me it will be a 1-1 draw.
4th spot will probably be settled at anfield last game of the season! ;)

Thats gonna be one hell of a game.
Liverpool to lose :mrgreen:
 
What is this? The Arsenal fans that have decided they'd rather talk about 4th Spot thread? :mryellow:

Anyway while we're on the subject you fellas better beat the Geordies tommorrow!
 
0-0 Half time.
I would have expected Henry to bury that chance he had, from Reyes' pass.
And what about Wiltords chance? Rusty?
Turning out to be a pretty good game, too bad the pitch is so lively, the ball is bouncing everywhere. Its very hard to control as you can see from the players reactions.
 
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