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Fucking hell, that's one of several spelling mistakes I've made lately, and that's not even CLOSE to "dog". I've had it, I'm on my way out, next I'll be bringing my goalie out all the time on FIFA and reading Fishing Weekly. Shocking.
At the time I was just confused because she put "From ?". My thought pattern was, "Sarah doesn't like me?" (She was the first girl who came into my head, because she was fat herself - I'm saying that like you know who Sarah is and that she was a chubbo)
I had no idea it was from "old cuntbag", as she was affectionately known in the family, until I showed it to the parents, at which point they took it off me and burnt it in-front of my eyes. That's what upset me the most, because I was still in denial and thinking it was a real Valentine's card that had been tampered with by someone. Kids eh, gullable little bastards.
She was a weird one though, she had two grandkids and we all played together happily, then all of a sudden (literally overnight) she went shitting mental. She was ringing the police telling them our dog had bitten her (which it hadn't), then telling them on their arrival "the mark's gone now because it's been a few weeks" (?!). She started loads of chain letters around our way saying really sick things, there were even death threats in there towards the end. She was genuinely twisted.
I wonder if I got my cock out in-front of her granddaughters or something, and the memory's been repressed by everybody.
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