When do you think the economic climate will get better?

do you guys realize something like 30,000 people die a year in the US from flu or penumonia like sypmtons... this whole swine flu is a load of shit, people are dying in mexico cause they do not have a medical infrastructure like the US or some European countries. No one has died in the US yet. Once more then 1000 people die, then I will get worried... I think its incredibly overblown at this point and the actions of china and russia show how fucking stupid certain countries can be, OR, how devious they can be(economic warfare is probably what it is). Lets see how this shapes up but no doubt will end up like SARS and Ebola
 
I've thrown all of my sausages and bacon out, just in case though. You can never be too careful ;))

They say british pork on them, but you never know if they had relatives in Mexico?
 
BobbyBox said:
I've thrown all of my sausages and bacon out, just in case though. You can never be too careful ;))

They say british pork on them, but you never know if they had relatives in Mexico?
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i hope your joking and i think you are... i mean for crying out loud russia and china, you cant get it from pork!!!
 
The Daily Mash said:

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST ARSEHOLE TO WEAR A FACEMASK?

AS the number of confirmed pork flu cases in the UK soared into single figures, millions of people across Britain were last night wondering who would be the first arsehole to start wearing a facemask.

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And of course, some arsehole is going to put one on their dog

Online retailers have reported high demand for their utterly useless anti-pork flu kits, consisting of a flimsy surgical mask, some Kendal mintcake, a James Blunt CD, a novelty keyring and a cyanide pill.

Stephen Malley, a trainee accountant from Finsbury Park, said: "I think it's going to be this guy in my office called Geoff. He rides a bicycle to work and eats bananas at his desk. He's a prick."

Emma Bradford, a marketing assistant from Hatfield, said: "My friend Janet is pathetically melodramatic. She wore one during the foot and mouth outbreak in 2001 because she said it really accentuated her eyelashes."

And Roy Hobbs, a retired architect from Stevenage, said: "My wife's friends are all idiots, but I have a feeling it might turn out to be Harriet Harman, just because she's such an arsehole."

Experts warned that despite their uselessness, many arseholes will be tempted to walk around wearing facemasks and thinking they are in a film based on a Michael Crichton novel.

Dr Tom Booker, from Reading University, said: "Of course they're wearing them in Mexico. If I was in Mexico I'd be wearing one regardless. You can almost smell the fucking place from here."

He added: "If you've got the cash - and the back muscles - you could try walking around in a scuba suit, with a couple of oxygen tanks strapped to your shoulders.

"But really, the best way to stop pork flu is to get it, takes some pills and watch the telly until you don't have it anymore."
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