Weird/Strange/Just damn not right footballers names

[Damjan]

Melvin Platje

A Platje is a pubical louse.

 

[Baxter]

http://www.pronounceitright.com/pronounce/7168/marek-hamsik

Marek I'm she?

 

[Kanouté]

Marek I'm sheikh!

 

[The_Special_One]

Musa (the nigerian), it means "muse" in portuguese, in a feminine way, like the womans in TSO avatars

TSO building reputation around the internet! #ThePipeChief

Here's a nice youtube channel where you can learn the proper way to say and pronounce the name of some International stars.

YouTube - How to Pronounce Carlos Tevez Manchester City Football Goal Penalty Kick Yellow Red Card Injury

 

[PLF]

 

[Anasie10]

Carlaaaws tiyviz ... Carlews teeeeeeveeeeeez

 

[Cuky]

Miroslav Slepička, played for Dinamo Zagreb from 2008 to 2010.

Slepi (or in correct Croatian Slijepi) means blind, while "pička" in Croatian means p**sy

 

[Damjan]

Miroslav Slepička, played for Dinamo Zagreb from 2008 to 2010.

Slepi (or in correct Croatian Slijepi) means blind, while "pička" in Croatian means p**sy

I forgot about that one, but that is funny too, haha.

 

[Sabatasso]

Choi Sung-Kuk
(en)joy Singing Cock

Kuk = cock in Norwegian and Swedish

 

[Baxter]

Łukasz Merda
"Merda" in latin languages it sounds like "shit".

Xavi
In english it sound like "chavy".

 

[lerp90]

there was a player called Vergassola
in spanish that name means 'lonely cock'
LOL

and don't forget bergamasco, too. :p

"masco" = chew in spanish

something like "I chew a cock"