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- #271
Just to correct myself on something, the career mode isn't actually affected by the difficulty you select. I'd reached rank 200 and decided to switch to hard, and noticed that it was impossible. So I said, "normal is easy, hard is impossible". But then I switched the difficulty back to normal and it stayed exactly the same. So in career mode there is a "set" difficulty, if you like, and you can't change it.
But it's totally fucking stupid.
I realised a few days ago that the reason it's so easy and then so hard is because it does this...
You start off, ranked 300, and you can beat anybody. Seriously - you play whoever you want, Ferrero, Blake, the Williamses, and you smash them. How realistic is that? (Those without sarcasm detectors, here is the translation: how utterly stupid is that?)
But once you get to rank 200, they start playing like Gods. You can't touch them. So you spend two years game-time levelling up your stats and then you're back to square one. They're piss-easy. You can power the ball past them any time you like and they play like morons.
But then you get to rank 100 and then... Guess what... They start playing like Gods again. And this rubber-band AI runs through the core of the game. I'll quote something I just wrote in the PES thread.
Jesus Christ, I've never been so angry with a game in all my life, if it was earlier in the day when it happened I would have gone outside and smashed a few cups against the wall. I was fucking fuming.
What makes it worse is that when it's piss-easy, your character hits the ball properly, but (this reminds me of PES, I wonder why) when it gets harder, your character starts diving EVERY SINGLE TIME you try and hit the ball, leaving you lying on the floor and the opponent with an "open goal".
Is it just me or are all Japanese-developed sports games cheating pieces of shit?
But it's totally fucking stupid.
I realised a few days ago that the reason it's so easy and then so hard is because it does this...
You start off, ranked 300, and you can beat anybody. Seriously - you play whoever you want, Ferrero, Blake, the Williamses, and you smash them. How realistic is that? (Those without sarcasm detectors, here is the translation: how utterly stupid is that?)
But once you get to rank 200, they start playing like Gods. You can't touch them. So you spend two years game-time levelling up your stats and then you're back to square one. They're piss-easy. You can power the ball past them any time you like and they play like morons.
But then you get to rank 100 and then... Guess what... They start playing like Gods again. And this rubber-band AI runs through the core of the game. I'll quote something I just wrote in the PES thread.
This is absolutely true, I played Nathan Blake in the first round of a tournament, first to four sets wins. I went three sets up, nice and easy, could have done it blindfolded, then all of a sudden he starts hitting balls like a cannon shoots cannonballs. BANG, 3-1. BANG, 3-2. BANG, 3-3. Didn't stand a fucking chance, talk about rubber-band AI. And as if to demonstrate that to the letter of the word, in the final set, every single time I scored he scored. 15-0. 15-15. 30-15. 30-30. 40-30. Deuce.
It continued into the deuce - advantage me, deuce, advantage me, deuce - until FIFTEEN deuces later, he got the advantage, and then powered the ball past me. 40 minutes of my life wasted.
I thought to myself, if I keep this anger inside me, I'm going to get cancer. So I picked up a few blank CDs and smashed them to smithereens. And I've not played the game since.
Jesus Christ, I've never been so angry with a game in all my life, if it was earlier in the day when it happened I would have gone outside and smashed a few cups against the wall. I was fucking fuming.
What makes it worse is that when it's piss-easy, your character hits the ball properly, but (this reminds me of PES, I wonder why) when it gets harder, your character starts diving EVERY SINGLE TIME you try and hit the ball, leaving you lying on the floor and the opponent with an "open goal".
Is it just me or are all Japanese-developed sports games cheating pieces of shit?
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