The thread of Fail.

I can't work out how to embed videos from Dailymotion, but they're worth a look :)

http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/23/laugh-fail/

http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/22/skater-fail-2/

http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/21/mascot-fail/

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He had sex with her cat?
I knew you'd say that!

I'm imagining he has said to her at one point "I enjoyed the company of your pussy today", referring to her cat, and she has furthered the joke saying "I'm glad you enjoyed my *other* pussy too". Men can't resist that pussy joke.
 
I've never heard anyone ever use that kind of line before
You have decent mates who don't use a chat-up line as soon as a woman farts then.

As soon as it comes out that a woman has a cat ten blokes at once try to say something about having a nice pussy around here.

The love cave? Something tells me she's been keeping a lot of men she's slept with quiet..
Yeah, she makes it sound very "accommodating". Like a Bat Cave that smells of fish.
 
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I'm guessing 'Wizard's Sleeve', 'Boner Pocket', 'Beef Curtain', & 'Sausage Wallet' weren't polite enough...

It's intruiging that her status was 'Engaged' too...
 
they have their panties backwards. those small patches should cover their gardens. so the thong is in the front. ouch!
 
I think it's the wording that throws everyone. When he says "starting with stop", I assume that's already at the start of the list, so I would put red-amber at the top of the list I gave - not red. Bit of a weird one.
 
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