Joe
International
- 9 August 2004
The Random Crap Thread
- Thread starter Chris Davies
- Start date
BobbyBox
WING NUT!
- 10 October 2003
- Arsenal
I know the difference! although they do look a bit similar
TikTikTikTikTik
*****
- 7 August 2004
- Liverpool
LMAO @ Joe,
Thats briljant!
Thats briljant!
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
Me too Joe!!
Jumbo_
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We are all cousins on this earth. Brothers. Sisters. We are all one big family.
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
I've never seen Joe Cole and Bobbybox in the same room.
BobbyBox
WING NUT!
- 10 October 2003
- Arsenal
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Same squeeky voice though.
TikTikTikTikTik
*****
- 7 August 2004
- Liverpool
aaahh.
OPM
...
- 2 June 2003
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BobbyBox
WING NUT!
- 10 October 2003
- Arsenal
...Bisto!
mjsmith2k
Come on you Reds!
They tukk err jobbbs! Derrker derrr
Jumbo_
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jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
mjsmith2k
Come on you Reds!
That Nirvana one is terrible, but funny as hell 
- Thread starter
- Staff
- #4,998
Has anybody else ever heard of the phrase (if you can call it that): "I gave a cough, my leg fell off, and floated down the river"?
It's stuck in my head this morning. The phrase, not my leg.
It's stuck in my head this morning. The phrase, not my leg.
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
Yes, I am aware of the phrase. No idea why but it rings a bell
Joe
International
- 9 August 2004
She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her heart was all a-quiver.
She gave a cough, her leg fell off
and floated down the river.
Her heart was all a-quiver.
She gave a cough, her leg fell off
and floated down the river.
- Thread starter
- Staff
- #5,001
The girlfriends parents went away for the weekend with some friends and one night when they were at a bar their friend went and asked for a coke. The barman gave her a confused look and told her 'when i find one I'll bring it to your table'. She came back to the table telling everyone how strange it was and a few minutes later he comes to the table saying 'oh i found you, here you are' and he handed her this;
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Hahahahaha.
Jumbo_
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Hahaha has she got a Scottish accent or something?
A referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game when an opposition player broke wind as the ball was kicked.
The Chorlton Villa player got a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "ungentlemanly conduct".
The team, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester.
Villa manager Ian Treadwell said their conduct was "normally exemplary".
"One of our players 'broke wind' and only the referee heard it and he booked the player," he said.
"The other player had the penalty saved because it was a bad penalty; it was nothing to do with any noise. They were as shocked as we were as to why."
Mr Treadwell said he was waiting for the Football Association to contact them after it had received a report.
The Manchester Publicity league club faces total fines of £97 for three dismissals and two yellow card bookings from the game.
'Just hilarious'
Mr Treadwell said: "We are not a dirty team and we like to play football.
"While I won't condone the actions of the players, it is an emotive game and some of the players were sent off for entering into conversation with the referee.
"This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."
Pauline Riley, secretary and treasurer of International Manchester FC, said both team were "very friendly".
"There's no animosity. It was just hilarious," she said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk
The Chorlton Villa player got a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "ungentlemanly conduct".
The team, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester.
Villa manager Ian Treadwell said their conduct was "normally exemplary".
"One of our players 'broke wind' and only the referee heard it and he booked the player," he said.
"The other player had the penalty saved because it was a bad penalty; it was nothing to do with any noise. They were as shocked as we were as to why."
Mr Treadwell said he was waiting for the Football Association to contact them after it had received a report.
The Manchester Publicity league club faces total fines of £97 for three dismissals and two yellow card bookings from the game.
'Just hilarious'
Mr Treadwell said: "We are not a dirty team and we like to play football.
"While I won't condone the actions of the players, it is an emotive game and some of the players were sent off for entering into conversation with the referee.
"This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."
Pauline Riley, secretary and treasurer of International Manchester FC, said both team were "very friendly".
"There's no animosity. It was just hilarious," she said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk
Nick Cave
Wrexham fan for my sins...
Pizza Vending Machine
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0090326?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
Holy crap on a cracker, what next...
matt1288
B4MF
And Nick Cave returns