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I'm saying nothing, I'm not a parent, I couldn't possibly comment...
if you're lucky, jack - someday you might be blessed. then you can write you guide to parenting, which i'm sure will be a best-seller...
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I'm saying nothing, I'm not a parent, I couldn't possibly comment...
Yeah. Step one, leaving your kids alone for upto two hours is fine, don't think twice about it. Step two, if they accidentally die while you're having a steak and a nice chianti, roll the body up and throw it off a bridge. Step three, and this is the important one, always have a bottle of Vanish handy.if you're lucky, jack - someday you might be blessed. then you can write you guide to parenting, which i'm sure will be a best-seller...
This could be my first serious Random Crap III posting, here we go...
Am I the only one who feels offended by the whole Madeleine McCann situation (not the fact that she's been abducted obviously, but the fact that she is now on every news bulletin and in every newspaper)?
1,000 children are abducted each year in the UK. 100,000 children are abducted each year internationally. So this couple leave their daughter on her own to go to a restaurant, and she's abducted. Now obviously my heart goes out to them, but how would you feel if you were the parents of one of the 999 children in the UK who have been abducted within the last 12 months? How would you feel when the national press chose to run a story about Posh Spice falling over rather than print a picture of your missing child, let alone print it every day, pay for phone lines to remain open and mount a "have you seen this child" campaign across Europe? How would you feel if your child has been missing for years and it feels like nobody will help you find him/her, and yet you put the TV on and now there's celebrities donating millions of pounds to a reward fund for this one, single girl?
I'm sorry if this sounds heartless but really, I think it's disgusting. Why is this case so special to the media? Is it that there isn't enough news to report at the moment? Is it because their daughter looks like she could be a child model and the other kids are too ugly? You can slate me for that if you want, but you tell me why this is such a massive, massive news story, to the point where her parents meeting the Pope is the biggest headline of the day (what the fuck, that is not a development in the story), and yet no other child abduction has had anywhere NEAR this amount of publicity before in the UK - apart from when it's ended with murder. Why is all of this money going towards finding one child?
I hope to God they find her, but I hope to God they find the other 99,999 as well.
i'm curious how they got rid of the body. sounds...gross...but well.
Nobody get on the wrong side of Nasty Nick :|:|:|You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it alltogether. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion.
You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig sh*t now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
As you say, not the actions of a grieving mother. It's looking bad.
And now she's jetted back to the UK, I wonder if she'll go back when asked or if she'll spend weeks fighting it.