The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[gomito#10]

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guy on the left: yeah i jammend this right in mrs.'s spunk_of_mj's cornhole, then the other BIGGER hole

guy on the right: you should have pulled out, that little shit you had with her is a proper fuckchop

 

[MonkeyJug]

lol!

tetchy...

 

[Ad16]

U.S. Air Force unveil new weapon in war on terror - The genetically modified super bat.

 

[Adonis]

Guy on the right
Dont forget this is top secret stuff, you have to keep this quiet.

Guy on the left
Yeh I gathered, the way you got this this covered up gave it away. No one will ever know what it is...

 

[Adonis]

Can you guess what it is yet?

 

[the_thing]

Guy on the right: Don`t look back now. Apparently some federal agent is using us in a caption contest for his football-crazed buddies...

Guy on the left: Really...

Guy on the right: Ya, just pretend to be interested in this plane thingy.

 

[marukomu]

Our next exhibit is Hattie Jacques knickers from the film 'Carry on Camelot'

 

[MonkeyJug]

Can you guess what it is yet?

LOL!

brilliant, mate!

 

[Coopz]

And Finally we present to you after many years of tinkering.. the new design of shuttlecock

 

[Joe]

"Feels good yer?, wait till you see the cockpit"

 

[RuneEdge]

Can you guess what it is yet?

:lmao::applause:

 

[gomito#10]

ahh fuck who the hell is that, i dont get it

 

[Ad16]

It's an Australian gentleman called Rolf Harris. He's somewhat of a legend over here.

BTW, nice work Adonis. :lol:

 

[jaygrim]

Yeah ya fuckin cheat.

 

[Gareth G]

And what does this botton do.

 

[Adonis]

Yeah ya fuckin cheat.

lol yeh, I guess I disqualified myself with the edit but I couldnt resist! lol

 

[marukomu]

He actually used to say "Can you tell what it is yet?"

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 2 RESULTS

1st Place: winston
Guy on left: ...and if you place your hand on it's nose, you'll find it becomes completely stuck to it.
Guy on right: Like this? Ah, it is indeed stuck. Bravo! What a marvellous invention.

2nd Place: jay666
Bloke 1: Looking into the crystal ball i can see your going to meet a tall dark handsome man.
Bloke 2: Fuck that what are next weeks lottery numbers?

3rd Place: Adonis
Guy on the right: Dont forget this is top secret stuff, you have to keep this quiet.
Guy on the left: Yeh I gathered, the way you got this this covered up gave it away. No one will ever know what it is...

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 3 (27th July 07 - 3rd August 07)
Please remember to read the rules

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Guy on the right: "it wasnt me guv,..... honest!"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Guy on left: "Wow, so this is that new polyester carbonate sweat free material........its soooo stretchy!"

 

[Joystick]

Flashback 1965: Dyslexic kit manager feels the wrath of Derby no. 9

 

[jaygrim]

What do you fuckin mean the 360 is better than the PS3?

 

[jaygrim]

I usually only swap shirts at the end of the match but if you insist.

 

[marukomu]

Bauer you twat. Where's my points for round two? That means I have to keep this sweaty 6 point shirt on for another week.

 

[Ad16]

"I thought I told you to use fabric softener? You know it's murder on my hands whenever I do this!"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Where the f#$k is my ball?"

 

[Joe]

"HI IM BARRY SCOTT!!!!, I CAN REMOVE THAT STAIN FOR YOU!!!!

 

[Gareth G]

Stop fucking about or i'll kick you in the balls.

 

[marukomu]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the glasgow heat of Strictly Come Dancing!