5 points Bobbybox - In a slightly dejected and toilet pan amplified voice he says; "Can somebody pass me the towel? I think I have a bit of sick on my face"
3 points Milanista - Jay when he realised he was chatting with DJ doc on the chatbox last week.
1 point Wilko22 - New deleted scenes from the latest Mr.Bean DVD emerge.
Dipsy (On the right): "Look we don't appreciate you telling us where we can go, if we want to run in the fucking cycle lane we will do it, Comprende? You see this thing on top of my head, when it is curly it means I'm angry. You see Laa-Laa over there? he is happy at the moment, you want to make sure you keep him that way, because if you don't, he will cut off your head, shit down your throat and set your family on fire."
Controversial new laws passed this week have meant that police interviewing arrested teacher Jeremy Forrest about the abduction of schoolgirl Megan Stammers upon his return to the UK had to conduct the interview publicly whilst protect their identity, allowing passers-by to vent their rage while protecting themselves from identification by Jeremy's supporters.
He was quoted as saying she was far too mature to touch his Tinky Winky, whilst being too young to know what a Tinky Winky was.
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