MuckelOKiel
Constant lag when i'm through on goal.
Constant fouling.
Leaves unwarranted feedback.
But also one of the most boring people to play, only plays one way, down the wing, walk across the goal line, pass across and tap in.
Even ALWAYS plays the short corner.
Makes sense as he used Barca, they're perfect for this tactic.
I went 1-0 up, he lagged even worse, 1-1 through a tap across and shot from 10 yards, halfway through the second half he does his second run past people with Ronaldinho who miraculously stays on his feet and keeps balanced when defenders brush into him, pass to Eto'o, shot, goal.
Then he tries to timewaste by passing it back and around his defence for the last 8mins, he made what he thought would be one last push for goal but missed an easy chance in stoppage time with Messi.
From the goal kick i short pass to Ashely Cole, he hacks me down and doesn't even get a card (again), so i pause, mess with my attacking and put 5 players up as forwards giving me a 3-2-5 formation.
He hacks me down again in midfield, i pause again and put 8 players as forward (1-1-8) and all out attack, all or nothing!!!
I'm expecting the whistle to blow as soon as i kick it, so long ball to Joe Cole, headed on to Shevchenko, through pass back to Joe Cole.
Cross in and the shot from Schevchenko is blocked and hurried out for a corner.
Still no whistle.
Fast head height corner from Lampard, missed Schevchenko, gutted as it'd have been a sure goal, but who's running behind him, Joe Cole to bundle it in LOL, 2-2.
I outpossessed him 54%-46% and outshot him 13(9)-6(4) and definitely deserved at least a draw.
All his cheap, cheating tactics had backfired on him which was most satisfying.
From the kick off he tried to go on a run down the wing with Messi so Ashley Cole came in with a beautiful clean desperation challenge putting Messi flat on his arse and the ball out of play, whistle goes 2-2 and no extra time.
Then the expected happens and he leaves unsporting feedback becuase his cheating crap didn't work for him, cheap, useless, pathetic prick.
